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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti Full!Pirate Pick-Up Line: Is that a wooden leg, or are you happy to see me?Hey Gnirl, are you from China? 'Cause I'm China get your number!

Scientist Pick Up Line: "Be-Au-Ti Full" because "bery old tit" doesn't sound as sexy.

Scientist Chat Up Line: Hey baby, are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F I Ne.

Science Nerd Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium fine!

Chemistry Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's be lab partners again tonight so I can put my stirring rod in your beaker.

Pirate Chat Up Line: My lady, I'll let you in on one big secret. That's no peg leg.

Pirate Come-On: Aye lady, your grapefruits aRRRe the cure for me scurvy!

Pirate Hookup Line: Ahoy Lass! How about we go back to me ship and rock the boat?

Pirate Pick Up Line: Aye Lassie, me peg leg isn't the only hard wood around.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy! So you're the new cabin boy, eh?

Travel Chat Up Line: are you from Japan? 'Cause Udon know how much I admire you.

Traveler Come-On: Girl, we Bali know each other, but I Jakarta keep my eyes off you.

World Travel Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora?

Travel Hookup Line: Bae, if you were a TSA agent, I'd be happy to get a body scan.

Travel Pick Up Line: Hey, would you be my socks so I can be there every step of the way with you?

Hulk Asks: What do you call a horny stoner? A. A Weed Whacker!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'll be gorganzola and you be cheddar, 'cause gnirl, you are looking sharp tonight!Pot Poetry: Weed is good, weed is fine. If you share yours, I'll share mine!

Weed Pick Up Line: Hi nice to meet you. Um, what's your name again?

Weed Pick Up Line: Hon, it was love at first weed. Achoo! Yes, I love you.

Marijuna Poetry: It might be the munchies, or maybe it's the high, but I think my next meal shall be between your thighs.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you don't feel so gouda tonight. Please feel cheddar soon.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you don't enjoy cheesy come-ons about cheese, does that mean you're laugh-tose intolerant?

Mozzarella Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, you cheddar not be pulling my strings.

Stoner Poetry in Motion: You must be as dope as weed, because right now you are all I need!

Classic Cannabis Come On: Hi, are you into going green? 'Cause weed be great together!

Potted Pick Up Line: If you were a joint, I'd roll you over and lick you up and down.

Gym Pick-Up Line: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?Pirate Pick-Up Line: I must be a pirate because I am digging your booty!Gnirl, did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

Artist Pick Up Line: Wow girl, weren't you the nude model in my life drawing class last week?

Pick Up a Gym Rat Line: Hey fella, you must have great cardio, 'cause you just ran away with my heart.

Gym Pick Up Line: Bro, if you were a rooster, you'd be im-pec-able.

Gym Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

Gym Chat Up Line: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should I curl this barbell another ten times?

Pirate Chat Up Line: Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?

Pirate Come-On: One aye on you, and a shiver went up me timber!

Pirate Pick Up Line: Hey Lady, I bet ye can't find me buried treasure...

Pirate Hookup Line: Aye wench, come aboard, and I'll name me mast after ye.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Aye, I see you are nearly up to ramming speed.

Hipster Hookup Line: Girl, you are so hot! So I'd like to date you before you are cool!

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hi there hottie, is your name Sol? 'Cause you really could be my mate!

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would it be too shady to ask you out this Sunday?

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hi girl, Is your name Sunday? 'Cause you light up my life.

Hot Come-On: Sunday is the fun day for those on the make.

A Bachelor's a Guy Who's Footloose and Fiance-Free. Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, please brie my Valentine?Q. Why did a guy keep throwing monopoly money at the stripper? A. She kept putting fake boobs in his face!

Hipster Hookup Line: Hey girl, does this harmonica make my man bun look big?

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey Toots, I was in love with you before your ex was!

Bar Pick Up Line: Hey baby, my drink is getting lonely. Care to join us?

Happy Hour Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Cheesy Pick Up Line for VD Day: Love is in the air – or is that you, Brie?

Funny As Hell Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hello, are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

VD Day Pick Up Line: Hi, remember me? No? Oh yeah, we've only met in my dreams.

Valentine's Day Come-On: Babe, what'll it be: coffee, tea, or Love Potion No. 9?

Rich Asshole Pick Up Line: If I had a dollar for every time I've thought of you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.

Money Management Pick Up Line: Babe, when I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.

Pick Up a Banker Line: Hey fat cat, is that a calculator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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