Hipster Chat Up Line: Hello girl, did you butt dial? 'Cause I swear that ass is calling me.

Abbreviated Pick Up Line: Bae, text me, 'cause U and I B-long together.

Creeper Pick Up Line: Babe, I don't need Twitter 'cause I'm already following you.

Bar Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I seem to have lost my phone number, so I was wondering if I could have yours...

Tech Come-On: Hey baby, is your name WiFi 'Cause I am feeling a connection.

Wait! Booger is the name of Redneck Gnome's pet possum!

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name GNorm? 'Cause you have enormous appeal.

Poetic Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are red, daffodils are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna reap the fruits of my harvest?

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a tomato, I'd just eat you up.

Vampire Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, I'm a vampire in the streets, but a real devil in the sheets.

Vampire Come-On: Hey Girl, you sound British. I can show you a bloody good time!

Vampire Hookup Line: Hey girl, if I turn into a bat, can I hide in your cave?

Hard to Refuse Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey babe, my coffin isn't the only hard wood around here.

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey girl, once you go Drac, you never go back!

Candy Bar Come On: Hey girl, I bet your lips taste even sweeter than this big chocolate log.

Chocolate Candy Bar Come On: Hey there sweetie, bite me!

Coffee House Come-On: Hey girl, the barista may have forgotten you, but I haven't.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

Pirate Hookup Line: Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?

Pirate Pick Up Line: One aye on you, and a shiver went up me timber!

Tempting Pirate Come-On: Hey Lady, I bet ye can't find me buried treasure...

Pirate Pick Up Line: Aye wench, come aboard, and I'll name me mast after ye.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Aye, I see you are nearly up to ramming speed.

Science Chat Up Line: Hey girl, did you lose an electron? 'Cause you are positively attractive.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're like a proton and I'm like an electron. And, opposites do attract.

Scientist Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Lab Techician Pick Up Line: Hey baby, If I was a neurotransmitter, I'd be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

Baker Chat Up Line: Babe, when it comes to being sweet, you take the cake!

Baker Come-On: Hey girl, are you a cake? 'Cause we could get together and merge our layers.

Pastry Chef Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, is your name Cinnamon? 'Cause I'd like to lick the honey off those buns.

Baker Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, wanna lick my spoon?

Baker Pick Up Line: Hey baby, what does a chef have to do to get in your mixing bowl?

Baker Hookup Line: Hey there, how about I let you lick my beater?

Pick Up a Baker Line: Hey sweetie, you are sugar, and spice, and everything nice!

Chef Chat Up Line: You're twice as sweet as Creme Brulee, and a lot less drippy.

Police Hookup Line: Please step out of the vehicle and walk a straight line into my life.

Criminally Funny Chat Up Line: You're just as beautiful as your mugshot photo.

Undercover Cop Come-On: Hey Babe, you look cold. Wanna share my blanket?

Criminal Pick Up Line: Let's commit the perfect crime. You steal my heart, and I'll steal yours.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you were pizza crust and I was mozzarella, I'd melt all over you even before hitting 450º.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that you've grilled my cheese sandwich.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'm nacho man, but someday I hope to brie...

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are even hotter than deep-fried mozzarella!

Barely Legal Pick Up Line: I'm from the FBI, Fine Body Investigations, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Pick Up a Policeman Line: That's a mighty big flashlight you've got there, officer.

Cold Police Hookup Line: Are you on the FBI Most Wanted List? 'Cause you are on the top of Santa's Naughty List.

Police Chat Up Line: Babe, stick with me, and those lights won't be the only thing flashing.

A cheesy pick up line for those who have completed GSL classes.

Sprite Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like access to your lady garden. Gnome what I'm sayin'?

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey fella, how big does your non-GMO zucchini grow?

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a tomato, I'd just eat you up.

Troll Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I've been wanting to get to gnome you.

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