Corny Pick Up Lines, Funny Flirts, Cheesy Come Ons 13

Cheesy Come-Ons, Funny Flirts, Cheap Chat Ups
(Because Cheesy Come-Ons and Cheap Hookups Could Never Be TOO Mainstream – Unless You're On Tinder!)

Barely legal police pick-up line: Stop! Don't you know it's illegal to look that fine?

Did you get your license suspended for driving men crazy?

Q. What is a locksmith's favorite pick up line? A. You're Locking Good!

Traffic Cop Pick Up Line: If you were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you walk by, just so I could stare at you longer.

Police Pick Up Line: I'm writing you a ticket 'cause you have fine written all over you.

Police Pick Up Line: If being fine was a felony, you'd be on death row.

Q. Why did the sensitive cop cry after arresting the blonde?
A. It was a moving violation.

Biker Dating: Gnome doubt, his lame pick up lines ae driving her mad or wild. We'll gnever gnow...

Motorcycle Cop Hookup Line: Bitch, you want me to take you for a ride?

Driven Come-On: Hey babe, all those curves, and me – with no brakes.

Police Pick Up Line: Babe, if you were the words on a parking ticket, you'd be the fine print.

Key Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did you call a locksmith? 'Cause my GPS took me straight to your lock-ation.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Hey babe, wanna hookup tonight to tumble and get funky?

Locksmith Come-On: Hey there, are you a lock? 'Cause I'd pick you any day.

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Jane? 'Cause I feel a real key-lamity coming up.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's just stay in and curdle tonight!

Pirate Pick-Up Line: I'm a pirate, so you can call me Matey!

Hey Gnirl, I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause you're so sweet!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey lady, cheesy come ons are only okay, if they're well-aged along the whey.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey baby, the hole in my heart tells me that you must be Swiss-ing me, too.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, you are so hot and creamy.

Pirate Pick Up Line: I'll be the captain, if you'll be my first mate.

Pirate Chat Up Line: Is your name Roger? 'Cause you are makin' me Jolly.

Pirate Come-On: Ahoy my lady! There's no fee to get a ride aboard me ship.

Pirate Pick Up Line: Let's just cut to the chase. Doth ye wanna hook up?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! That's quite some treasure ye have there.

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line for meteorologists, weathermen and prognosticators: The forecast is funny!

Meteorologist Pick Up Line: Hey baby, you are so hot that you must be causing global warming.

Lava-ly Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are finer than pyroclastic ash.

Archaeologist Hookup Line: Hey there, are you a fossil? 'Cause I'd like to date you.

Q. What did the drum say to another drum on Valentine's Day? A. My heart beats for you!

You're single, I'm single. Coincidence? I think gnot!

Q. What did cavemen give their mates on Valentine's Day? A. Uggs and Kisses!

Musical Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hey Babe, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I sing that chord again?

Valentine's Day Hookup Line: Hey big guy, is there a cherub in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Poetic Valentine's Day Come-On Set to Music: Bae, be mine, 'cause yo so fine so fine, so fine, you're mine and I ain't lyin'.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey girl, once you've gone Cupid, the rest are all stupid.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name GNorm? 'Cause you have enormous appeal.

Poetic Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are red, daffodils are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey babe, by the way, my roses aren't the only thorny thing with a long stem.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna reap the fruits of my harvest?

Caveman Valentine's Day Hookup Line: I might not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

VD Day Come-On: Baby, you are so attractive that even my zipper is falling for you.

VD Day Chat Up Line: Babe, if you were the words on this Valentine, you'd be the fine print.

Abstract Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hi, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? ... Enough to break the ice.

Hey Gnirl, you turn my software into hardware!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf. Jack got high and dropped his fl, and Jill said "Where's the Beer?"

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you are as appetizing as deep fried Mozzarella!

Tech Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I bet I can decrypt your code.

Computer Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, you make my interface GUI.

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, if you were part of my domain, we could share cookies.

AI Cyborg Chat Up Line: Hey you, I am fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.

AI Cyborg Hookup Line: Hey you, I am fully functional and anatomically correct.

Stoner Pick Up Line: Hey, I wanna TH-SEE you naked!

Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey girl, in another space and time, do you think weed be lovers?

Weedy Realistic Come On: Hey, I'll let you hit this, if I can tap that!

Dark Dank Come On: Hey baby, I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Mozzarella? 'Cause you are stringing me along.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey Brie, I can last as long as mozzarella.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you fondue? 'Cause it sure would be fun to do you.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm just raw milk, but give me a second look 'cause I'd like to get pasteurize.

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