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Pirate Pick-Up Line: So you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon?
Camel Says: Happy Hump Day!
Q. Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? A. She didn't suit his taste!
McCoy Says: Doctor's orders, Jim. Be a vulcan in the streets and a Klingon in the sheets!
Q. Why did a guy have his girlfriend arrested on Valentine's Day? A. She stole his heart!

 


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| Thespian Lines | Weed Hookups | 2 | 3 | VD Day Flirts | Winter Pick Ups | Xmas Chat Ups | 2 |
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Barely legal police pick-up line: I stopped you because you are arrestingly beautiful!Gym Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm Lovin' It!barely legal police pick-up line: Step out of the vehicle and wak a straight line into my life!

Police Pick Up Line: Officer, that uniform is very becoming on you. But if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

Police Pick Up Line: If you were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you walk by, just so I could stare at you longer.

Q. Why did the sensitive cop cry after arresting the blonde?
A. It was a moving violation.

Police Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, you're on my most wanted list.

Hamburger Patty Pick Up Line: Hey big fella, want these buns? Just come and get 'em.

Patty Pick Up Lines: Hey girl, are you on the menu at McDonald's? 'Cause you are McGorgeous!

Hamburger Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are so hot that I'm even afraid to touch your buns.

Nooner Hookup Line: Hey guy, are you a hamburger? 'Cause you are so well done.

Police Pull-Over Line: Hey Hotrod, I always turn on my siren when I see a siren.

Meter Maid Come-On: Hey big fella, if you were the words on a parking ticket, you'd be the fine print.

Pick Up a Police Officer Line: I'd love you to frisk me and then shake me down.

Crime Investigator Come-On: I'm not the thief, but I am here to steal your heart.

Sick Pick-Up Line: You got an inhaler? 'Cause I heard you got dat ass ma!Barely legal police pick-up line: Ever seen a baton this big? How about you cock my gun?There must be something wrong with my eyes 'cause I can't take them off you!

Medical Pick Up Line: Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.

Pick Up a Doctor Line: Hey dude, are you an allergist? 'Cause you take my breath away.

Sick Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, you breathe oxygen and so do I! Looks like we already have something in common.

Doctor Chat Up Line: You get my heart racing like an epinehrine drip!

Pick Up a Policeman Line: Hey big guy, is that a revolver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Police Hookup Line: Girl, if you cock my revolver, it's likely to go off.

Q. Why are undercover male cops more sexy than female cops?
A. Because you can't be sexy without the XY.

Brew Pub Chat Up Line: Girl, I would buy you a draft, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Bar Hookup Line: Hey dude, I noticed you have a round of tequila. Does that mean you'll give me a shot tonight?

Bar Pick Up Line: No, I'm not drunk. But, I am intoxicated by you!

Bar Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I play the field, but it looks like I hit a home run with you!

Q. How does a female vampire flirt? A. She bats her eyes!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, why gnot hook up with me? I'll show  you a real gouda time!Q. What did the guitarist do when he needed to turn his amp on? A. He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it!

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how about joining me for a bite?

Pick Up a Vampire Line: Hey Fang, I can make your heart beat again.

Q. Why didn't the vampire every marry?
A. He was a confirmed bat-chelor.

Scary Come-On: Hey, I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

Vampire Chat Up Line: Hey baby, if your bosom was a blood type, it'd be B+.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Gorganzola? 'Cause you are looking sharp tonight.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey there, are you American cheese? 'Cause I just want to peel you.

Cheese Plate Come On Line: Hey girl, I'd let you pick me up with your fingers.

Pick Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey bro, you're sharp, but just brie-ware!

Musical Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, I know how to help you hit the high Cheese.

Pick Up a Guitarist Line: Hey dude, I'd love you to strum my G-string.

Bar Hookup Line: Hey babe, do you like rock 'n roll? 'Cause I'd like to rock your world tonight.

Musician Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a drum, I'd let you bang me all night long.

Musician Hookup Line: Hey dude, are you a trumpet player? 'Cause you are making me really horny.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hello there, hottie. I'd like to play your cool B Side.

Your name must be "Yogurt" 'cause I want to spoon you!Q. What did the pickle say to another on Valentie's Day? A. You mean a great dill to me!Luckily I brought my library card 'cause I am checking you out!

Your name must be "Yogurt" because "You Gert" isn't sexy.

Creamy Come-On: Hey girl, are you yogurt? 'Cause you are so cultured.

Dairy Funny Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you yogurt? 'Cause your probiotics are making me want you even more.

Yogurt Pick Up Poetry: Hey girl, you are creamy to the taste, and kind to the waist, so let's go out and have a few dates.

Valentine's Day Pick Down Line: I won't be giving you my heart today, but there's another organ you may be interested in.

VD Pick Up Line: Hey babe, could you please pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back? 'Cause some kid with wings just shot me.

Q. What did the bewitching webmaster say to her guy on Valentine's Day?
A. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, this is a HEX just for you.

Valentine's Day Dis: I kissed my prince and he turned into a frog.

Tech Come-On: Hey baby, what's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

Tech Hook Up Line: Hey girl, if you were an eBay auction, I'd totally buy it now!

Tech Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Google glasses? 'Cause you augment my reality.

Tech Come-On: Hey babe, don't worry. The first time it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

Tech Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you auto-complete me.

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