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Funny
Pick-Up Lines, Dating Humor, Chat Ups
Pick
up a hot date with funny pick-up lines, cheesy hookup humor, and
horny come-on jokes.
Cheesy Hookups, Date Night Jokes, Flirtations
(Because Cheesy Hit Up Lines
and Suggestive Flirts Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
if You're Trolling for a Date!) |
Warning:
Pick Up with Caution! Horny hookups, funny chat up lines,
and sharp come-ons ahead.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Zoner
Pick Up Line: Hey, you're on fire! No, wait, that's
just my blunt.
Pothead
Pick Up Line: Wow, it just got hot in here 'cause your kush
is smoking!
Weedy
Funny Chat Up Line Award: Hey dude, you just blew five smoke
rings, so you are inducted into the pothead Olympic hall
of fame!
Denver
LoDo Hookup Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!
Cannabis
Pick Up Line: Hey, you're so hot that I don't even need
a lighter! |
Pirate
Hookup Line: Ahoy, wench! Would ye like the honor of scraping
the barnacles off me rudderRR?
Pirate
Pick Up Line: Aye wench! Ye wanna see me Davy Jones?
Pirate
Chat Up Line: Wench, ye are guilty of being hot and I hereby
sentence ye to walk my plank.
Pirate
Come-On: Am I hunting for treasure? 'Cause I am really digging
your chest.
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Avast Sailor! I've crushed thirteen skulls
and crossed bones – between me thighs!
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Gym
Rat Come-On: Hey girl, do you lift? 'Cause I was hoping
you'd pick me up!
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause
I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked
in.
Bodybuilder
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got
a six-pack right here.
Pick
Up a Gym Rat Line: Hey fella, you must have great cardio,
'cause you just ran away with my heart.
Gym
Pick Up Line: Going to a sculpture class won't even get
you this chiseled. |
Banker
Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let's make a statement together!
Big
Budget Come On: Are you fiscally irresponsible? 'Cause I'm
feeling inflationary pressure right now.
Banking
Hookup Line: Hey Girl, are you a bank loan? 'Cause you've
got my interest!
Banker
Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, wanna know why they call me "Gross
Profit?" |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you cheddar not miss out on the
grater plans I have for you.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Colby? 'Cause
I'd like you on my steamy comestibles.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Is your name Jack? 'Cause I might
Monterey with you.
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Tennis
Player Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if we were playing tennis,
I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Racket
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I don't play tennis, but I'll still
grunt if you hit my balls.
Tennis
Player Pick Up Line: Hey babe, your court or mine?
Pick
Up a Tennis Player Line: Hey there, so what's your favorite
stroke? |
Tired
pick-up lines might work for Podiastrists, soldiers, runners
and members of the marching band...
Gym
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause
I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked
in.
Post
Workout Pick Up Line: Hey girl, your pace or mine?
Gym
Hookup Line: Word of the day is: Legs. Wanna go
back to my place and spread the word? |
Police
Pick Up Line: Babe, stick with me, and those lights won't
be the only thing flashing tonight.
Dirty,
Dirty Cop Pick Up Line: Babe, you have the right to remain
silent, but I doubt you will.
Pick
Up a Cop Line: Officer, do you know karate? 'Cause your
body is really kickin'!
Q.
Which type of underwear do cops wear?
A. Legal Briefs.
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Accountant
Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, can you help me balance my sheets?
Banker
Come-On: Can I change your name to "Cash,"
because I'm looking to put my money where my mouth is.
Banking
Hookup Line: Babe, how about we swap some liquid assets?
Investor
Pick Up Line: Babe, you're like an avalanche of hotness
– you make my debt snowball! |
Soccer
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a soccer fan? 'Cause I am
gonna score tonight.
Soccer
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, since I'm a soccer player, I'm really
good at footsie.
Soccer
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I'd like to take a shot at your
goal.
Soccer
Hookup Line: Hey girl, how would you like to practice some
penalty kicks with me? |
Another
Pick Up Line that's hard to follow ...
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey there, is your name Bud?
Midnight
Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's make like gnomes and
wake up in the front lawn.
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you got to gnome me, I'd plant
my seed in your garden.
Elfin
Pick Up Line: Hey bae, once you go gnome, you'll never go
home.
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Lava-ly
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are finer than pyroclastic ash.
Meteorologist
Chat Up Line: Hey baby, you are so hot that you must be
causing global warming.
Archaeologist
Hookup Line: Hey there, are you a fossil? 'Cause I'd like
to date you.
Science
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the direction fields of my heart
all point to you. |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
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Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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