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Pick up a hot date with funny pick-up lines, cheesy hookup humor, and horny come-on jokes.

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Warning: Pick Up with Caution! Horny hookups, funny chat up lines, and sharp come-ons ahead.
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Pot Smoking Gnome: Hope There's a Fireman Nearby, 'Cause You're Smokin'Pirate Pick-Up Line: Are you a pirate? 'Cause I'm wondering whre you got that booty!Excuse me, I think you dropped something... My jaw!

Zoner Pick Up Line: Hey, you're on fire! No, wait, that's just my blunt.

Pothead Pick Up Line: Wow, it just got hot in here 'cause your kush is smoking!

Weedy Funny Chat Up Line Award: Hey dude, you just blew five smoke rings, so you are inducted into the pothead Olympic hall of fame!

Denver LoDo Hookup Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey, you're so hot that I don't even need a lighter!

Pirate Hookup Line: Ahoy, wench! Would ye like the honor of scraping the barnacles off me rudderRR?

Pirate Pick Up Line: Aye wench! Ye wanna see me Davy Jones?

Pirate Chat Up Line: Wench, ye are guilty of being hot and I hereby sentence ye to walk my plank.

Pirate Come-On: Am I hunting for treasure? 'Cause I am really digging your chest.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Avast Sailor! I've crushed thirteen skulls and crossed bones – between me thighs!

Gym Rat Come-On: Hey girl, do you lift? 'Cause I was hoping you'd pick me up!

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked in.

Bodybuilder Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack right here.

Pick Up a Gym Rat Line: Hey fella, you must have great cardio, 'cause you just ran away with my heart.

Gym Pick Up Line: Going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Q. Why did the banker take the blonde teller into the vault? A. For Safe Sex!Cheesy Pick-Up Lines: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I want to grill you in bread!Q. Why sould you never fall in love with a tennis Player? A. To them, love means nothing!

Banker Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let's make a statement together!

Big Budget Come On: Are you fiscally irresponsible? 'Cause I'm feeling inflationary pressure right now.

Banking Hookup Line: Hey Girl, are you a bank loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!

Banker Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, wanna know why they call me "Gross Profit?"

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you cheddar not miss out on the grater plans I have for you.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I'd like you on my steamy comestibles.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Is your name Jack? 'Cause I might Monterey with you.

Tennis Player Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.

Racket Hookup Line: Hey girl, I don't play tennis, but I'll still grunt if you hit my balls.

Tennis Player Pick Up Line: Hey babe, your court or mine?

Pick Up a Tennis Player Line: Hey there, so what's your favorite stroke?

Your feet must hurt? You've been marching through my mind all day!Police pick-up line for blondes: I love a man in uniform. I'd love you to frisk me!Hey Gnirl, you must be debt 'cause my interest in you is growing!

Tired pick-up lines might work for Podiastrists, soldiers, runners and members of the marching band...

Gym Chat Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked in.

Post Workout Pick Up Line: Hey girl, your pace or mine?

Gym Hookup Line: Word of the day is: Legs. Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

Police Pick Up Line: Babe, stick with me, and those lights won't be the only thing flashing tonight.

Dirty, Dirty Cop Pick Up Line: Babe, you have the right to remain silent, but I doubt you will.

Pick Up a Cop Line: Officer, do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'!

Q. Which type of underwear do cops wear?
A. Legal Briefs.

Accountant Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, can you help me balance my sheets?

Banker Come-On: Can I change your name to "Cash," because I'm looking to put my money where my mouth is.

Banking Hookup Line: Babe, how about we swap some liquid assets?

Investor Pick Up Line: Babe, you're like an avalanche of hotness – you make my debt snowball!

Q. Why shouldn't you break up with a goalie on Valentine's Day? A. Because he's a keeper!If I followed you gnome, would you keep me?Q. What does a bolcano say to another volcano on Valentine's Day? A. I Lava You!

Soccer Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a soccer fan? 'Cause I am gonna score tonight.

Soccer Chat Up Line: Hey girl, since I'm a soccer player, I'm really good at footsie.

Soccer Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I'd like to take a shot at your goal.

Soccer Hookup Line: Hey girl, how would you like to practice some penalty kicks with me?

Another Pick Up Line that's hard to follow ...

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey there, is your name Bud?

Midnight Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's make like gnomes and wake up in the front lawn.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you got to gnome me, I'd plant my seed in your garden.

Elfin Pick Up Line: Hey bae, once you go gnome, you'll never go home.

Lava-ly Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are finer than pyroclastic ash.

Meteorologist Chat Up Line: Hey baby, you are so hot that you must be causing global warming.

Archaeologist Hookup Line: Hey there, are you a fossil? 'Cause I'd like to date you.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the direction fields of my heart all point to you.

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