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Funny
Pick-Up Lines, Horny Hookups, Corny Flirts
Flirt
along with cheesy pick-up lines, horny romance humor, and corny come-on
jokes.
Cheesy Come-Ons, Loverly Laughs, Chat Up LOLs
(Because Funny Pick-Up Lines
Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Looking for
a Date with a Sense of Humor!) |
Warning:
Come On at Your Own Risk! Horny dating humor, loverly laughs,
and funny pick-up lines ahead.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you cheddar not miss my
tasty come on!
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you won't be a basket queso until
I'm nacho guy any longer.
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause when I see you,
I say holy moly.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, have you been on the all cheese
diet? 'Cause you look grate! |
EMT
Pick Up Line: Babe, those clothes look uncomfortable. Let
me cut them off you.
First
Aid Hookup Line: Are you drowning? Because I'm feeling the
urge to give you CPR.
ER
Pick Up Line: Hi there, did you know I am really great at
rapid clothing removal?
Sick
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you've got 206 bones in your body.
Want to be exceptional and add one more?
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Vegan
Party Pick Up Line: Hey, I don't always turnip at parties,
but when I do I'm the radish guy there.
Leafy
Pick Up Line: If you're the first course, I'd like my salad
undressing.
Vegan
Chef Chat Up Line: Hey girl, not to sound corny, but I think
you are a-maize-ing!
Vegan
Chef Pick Up Line: Hey babe, weren't you in my "Introduction
to Melons" class? |
Come-On
Point to Ponder: Can Pick-Up Lines actually make you
sick?
Medical
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, do you have an Ace bandage? 'Cause
when you walked by, I got weak in the knees.
Medical
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, are you an anesthesiologist? 'Cause
I felt no pain when you walked by.
Sick,
Sick Hookup Line: Hey girl, playing Doctor is for
kids. Let's go back to my place and play Gynecologist.
Medical
Pick Up Line: You raise my dopamine levels! |
Pirate
Come-On: Lady, I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the
sleekest schooner I've ever sighted!
Pirate
Hookup Line: I see ye are drinking a Salty Dog. How'd you
like to try the real thing?
Pirate
Chat Up Line: Aye, that's the finest booty I've laid me
eye on!
Pirate
Pick Up Line: My lady, I'm just a pirate looking for some
booty.
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Lad, aye'd like to wear your patch.
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Candy
Bar Come On: Hey girl, I bet your lips taste even sweeter
than this big chocolate log.
Hep
Hookup Line: Girl, are you a hipster? 'Cause I have something
cool in my pants you haven't seen yet!
Police
Pick Up Line: What are you doing with your night stick later
tonight?
Wednesday
Anti Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, if you were a camel, you'd
have a hump...
Tech
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are turning my software into
hardware. |
Police
Pick Up Line: Officer, do you know karate? 'Cause your body
is really kickin'!
Police
Pick Up Line: No Officer, I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated
by your big guns.
A
peep hole has appeared in the ladies locker room at the
gym. Police investigators are looking into it. |
Outre
Pick Up Line: Excuse me, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause
that butt is out of this world!
Tasty
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you like hot dogs? 'Cause I'd
put my big braut between those buns.
Valentine's
Day Chat Up Line: The only sweet thing I want this VD Day
is a cutie pie like you.
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Valentine's
Day Hookup Line: Girl, did you put Snickers in your Valentines?
'Cause you satisfy me.
Valentine's
Day Pick Up Line: Babe, you must be Campbell's Soup, 'cause
you're mm mm good.
Valentine's
Day Pick Up Line: Babe, what'll it be: coffee, tea, or Love
Potion No. 9? |
Hipster
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd tell you how beautiful you are,
but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Tech
Come-On: Hey girl, you've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Tech
Hookup Line: Hey girl, you can put a Trojan on my hard drive
any time.
Classic
Tech Hookup Line: Hey bae, wanna see my hard drive? I promise
it's not 3.5 inches and it's not floppy. |
Pre
Happy Hour Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like to ask you a
personal question: Beer, or Wine?
Horny
Hookup Line: Baby, you are so attractive that even my zipper
is falling for you.
Horny
Pick Up Line: Bae, if you were my big toe, I'd bang you
on every piece of furniture at my house.
Bar
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, was your daddy an alien? 'Cause
there's no one else like you on this planet! |
Pick
Up a Tech Guy Line: Hey fella, are you an applet? 'Cause
you make me feel all GUI inside.
Tech
Hookup Line: Hey baby, let me hack your kernel.
Tech
Pick Up Line: Hey bae, my servers never go down, but I do.
Tech
Hookup Line: Hey babe, I am user friendly.
Tech
Come-On: Hey girl, I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
You've
flirted along this far, so
here's more dated humor, loverly
laughter,
cheesy jokes and funny
painful puns to pick up
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Humor | Money Puns | Monster
Jokes | Music Jokes | Pet
Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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