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I'll be Burger King and you're McDonald's. I'll have it my way & you'll be lovin' it!Q. What did the bulb say to the light switch? A. You turn me on!Are you my appendix? 'Cause this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out!

Burger Cook Pick Up Line: Hey girl, not to brag, but I know how to put the special in your sauce.

Backyard BBQ Chef Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna make a burger? I'll bring the meat, and you bring the buns!

Fast Food Chat Up Line: Hey Bae, you need some fries to go along with that shake!

Nooner Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, are you from McDonald's? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

Caffeinated Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do I need to switch to de-caf, or are you the reason I'm getting heart palpitaions?

Jittery Coffee House Come-On: Bean Mine!

Coffee Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I've been thinking about you a latte.

Coffee House Chat Up Line: Hello! How do you brew.

Coffee Pick Up Line: Hey girl, there's something brewing right over here.

Coffee Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I lust love the way you espres-so self.

Zombie Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you know I love you for your mind!

Zombie Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you tired? 'Cause you've been dragging your feet through my mind all day...

Pick Up a Zombie Line: What's a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?

Zombie Come-On: Hey girl, it's the apoca-lips, so just go ahead and kiss me.

Zombie Pick Up Line: Hey smartie pants, I just want to pick your brain.

Barely legal police pick-up line: I'm writing you a ticket because fine is written all over you!Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?Gorilla Says: Hey Jane, It's Smooch Day!

Police Pick Up Line: Don't you know that it's illegal to look that fine?

Pick Up a Police Line: Officer, that uniform is very becoming on you. But if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

Police Chat Up Line: I'm surprised your ID doesn't say you're from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only 10 I see.

Blaring Cop Com-On: Hey girl, I always turn on my siren when I see a siren.

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Weedy Bright Hookup Line: Hey, would you consider a 3-way light bulb? You, me, and Maryjane.

Pothead Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, you are my dope tonight.

Weed Turn Down Line: Babe, I can't marry you because I am in love with my mistress, Maryjane.

King Kong Come-On: Bae, I'm falling for you!

Monday Laugh of the Day: Monday must be a guy because it comes too quickly!

Monday Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a hipster? 'Cause it's not mainstream to meet the love of your life on a Monday.

Weedend Come-On: Hello Friday! Where have you been all week?

Friday the 13th Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's get outta here – and quick!

Hey Gnirl, I'm no photographer, but I'm picturing us together!Q. What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door? A. Captain Kirk promised t look into it!Hey Gnirl, I was born on Pi Day. That's why my love is infinite and non-repeating!

Visualize This Pick Up Line: Gnome wonder there are not may dark rooms these days? Ew!

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey baby, what would it take to get invited into your inner Iris?

Gnome Pick Up Line: Oh hi girl! Snap. I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Troll Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I've been wanting to get to gnome you.

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Even though I'm a red shirt, I'm dying to meet you.

Star Trek Hookup Line: Hey girl, were you shot by a phaser? 'Cause you are really stunning!

Star Trek Come-On: Hey there, I'd like to shed your cloaking device.

Star Trek Pick Up Line: Hey girl, what's your present phaser setting? 'Cause I was stunned the moment I saw you!

Science Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you look sweeter than pi!

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey partner, in my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long!

Mineralologist Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Halite? 'Cause you have perfect cleavage.

Chemistry Come-On: Hey babe, are you auxin? 'Cause you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

Q. What did the fungi say to his love on Valentine's Day? A. There's o mushroom in my heart for you!You must be part of my sonnet 'cause I see us ending as a couplet!Two blood cells met and fell in love, but it was all in vein!

Magical Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hey, let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey there, my feet are cold 'cause you just knocked my socks off.

Valentine's Day Hookup Line: Whoa! Have you been eating magnets? 'Cause I'm so attracted to you.

Valentine's Day Come-On: Hey girl, they can't fit how I feel for you on a VD Day conversation heart.

Romantic Pick Up line: Most gnome poetry is too complicated and deep for mere humans to appreciate! Does that make them hipster?

Pirate Valentine's Day Hookup Line: I'm looking for treasure. How about if I check out ye chest?

Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, do you like cats? 'Cause you're really purr-dy!

Bright Blonde Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Wow, did your family invent the airplane? 'Cause you look Wright to me.

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey, care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, and I think there's some left...

Vampire Come-On: Hey bae, I fell in blood the moment I saw you.

Vampire Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, is that blood lust I'm sensing, or just lust?

Vampire Hookup Line: Hey girl, dead or alive, you are bloody well coming with me!

Vampire Come-On: Hey there, are those fangs, or are you just happy to see me?

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