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Sweet Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?

Pot Poetry: Weed is good, weed is fine. If you share yours, I'll share mine!
Q. What is a honeymoon salad? A. Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

What do you call young married spiders? Newly Webs
Q. What does an agreeable pickle say? A. I relish the idea!


Gardening Pick-Up Lines and Corny Chat Ups
Pick up on flora-ble flirt lines, garden stalking jokes, and growing hookup lines that produce.

Gardener Hookups, Fruity Come-Ons, Date Jokes
(Beause Garden Variety Pick Up Lines and Two Lip Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream at a Botanic Garden Exhibit!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Backyard chat up jokes, ripe dating humor, and cucumber pick-up puns ahead.
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Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: If I had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your two lips together.
Crow Chef Says: Baby, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple!
Gnomes with Pot Leaves: Do You Live in a Corn Field? 'Cause I'm Stalking You

Green Gardener Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, are you a garden? 'Cause I really dig you!

Garden Pick Up Line: Hey bae, if I had a rose for every time I thought about you, I'd be even more thorny!

Florable Garden Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Iris? 'Cause Iris I was your date tonight.

Q. What does a romantic gardener get if they plant kisses?
A. Tulips.

Backyard Sprite Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like access to your lady garden. Gnome what I'm sayin'?

Orchard Pick-Up Line: Hey man, do these plums feel ripe to you?

Garden Produce Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a fruit? 'Cause honeydew look fine!

Gardener Chat Up Line: Hey baby, if you were a ripe strawberry, I'd pick you!

Garden Club Pick Up Line: Hey babe, weren't you in my "Introduction to Melons" class?

Luau Hookup Line: Hey girl, that's one lovely bunch of coconuts.

Raspy Garden Patch Chat Up Line; Hey there, is your name Berry? 'Cause you just look so sweet.

Garden Patch Chat Up Line: Hey girl, not to sound corny, but I think you are a-maize-ing!

Garden Club Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a veggie, you'd be one cute-cumber!

Budding Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, how'd you like to help me germinate my seed?

Midnight Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's make like gnomes and wake up in the front lawn.

Gardener's Anti Pick-Up Line: Dude, I don't carrot all!

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, if you got to gnome me, I'd plant my seed in your garden.

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? A. Because it's all heart!
A Girl Said She Recognized Me From the Vegetarian Club, But I'd Never Met Herbivore.
Q. What happened when a guy fell in love with his garden? A. It made him wed his plants!

Master Gardener Pick Up Line: Hey girl, what's your peak harvest date?

Gardening Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like to make you part of my backyard bounty.

Hot Pepper Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, is your name Cayenne? 'Cause you're almost too hot to handle.

Pick Up a Hottie in Colorado Line: Hey girl, is your name Scoville? 'Cause you are the hottest gal-apeno I've ever met!

Pick Up a Green Gardener Line: Hey fella, how big does your non-GMO zucchini grow?

Plant Lovers Pick Up Line: Are you a botanist? 'Cause I'm lichen you!

Poetic Garden Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are red, daffodils are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

Gardening Hookup Line: Hey big guy, if you were a dandelion, I'd blow you!

Vegan Garden Party Pick Up Line: Hey, I don't always turnip at parties, but when I do I'm the radish guy there.

Home Grown Pick Up Line: Weed be cute together.

Flowery Hookup Line: Hey girl, by the way, my roses aren't the only thorny thing with a long stem.

Garden Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Girl, your rosebush, or mine?

Flowery Pick Up Poetry in Motion: Roses are red, Lilies are white, weed make a great couple, you know I'm sow right.

Garden Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnomette, your flower bed, or mine?

Flowery Come-On: Is your name Cosmos? 'Cause I get starry-eyed when I gaze at you.

Hulk Asks: What do you call a horny stoner? A. A Weed Whacker!
How did the tomato court the corn? He whispered sweet nothings in her ear.
Q. What do you call a cabbage with a good body? A. Head and shoulders above the rest!

Green Thumb Come-On: Hey girl, is your name Daisy? 'Cause I want to plant you right here.

Backyard Chat Up Line: Hey baby, weed my lips!

Tree Trimmer Pick-Up Line: Babe, is your name Timber? 'Cause I've fallen for you.

Hook Up With a Gardener Line: Hey fella, is your name Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.

Green Grower Pick-Up Line: Hello big guy. Is that a zucchinni in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Garden Patch Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you've really grown on me and I love you from my head tomatoes.

Juicy Ripe Garden Pick Up Line: Hey there big red, if you were a tomato, I'd just eat you up.

Leafy Pick Up Line: If you're the first course, I'd like my salad undressing.

Hot Potato Pick-Up Line: Hey there Ida, are you a tater dater?

Spud Pick-Up Line: Hey Ida, are you a tater? 'Cause I dig you and I yam ready to be your mash.

Down and Dirty Garden Pick Up Line: Hey girl, life is a garden, so why not just dig it?

Vegetaable Garden Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a potato? 'Cause I'd totally mash you.

Green Thumb Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I dig gardeners!

Vegan Garden Patch Hookup Line: Hey bud, is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are you just leading me on?

Backyard Fauna Come-On: Hey baby, I wish you and I were squirrels, so I could bust a nut in your hole.

A farmer enjoys gazing at his pumkin patch becuase it's so gourd-geous!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf. Jack got high and dropped his fl, and Jill said "Where's the Beer?"
Q. What did a root veggie say to another on alentin's Day? A. You make my heart beet faster!

Pick Up a Garden Green Gardener Line: Hey fella, I'll trade you my melons for that big cucumber you've got there.

Fall Harvest Chat Up Hey babe, you are seriously lookin' gourd tonight.

Green Grower Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna reap the fruits of my harvest?

Over the Garden Fence Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Gopher Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is there room enough for me in your gopher hole?

Gardener Pick-Up Line: If you were a flower, I'd pick you!

Pick Up a Green Gardener Line: Hey fella, I bet your name is Bud.

Weedy Bad Garden Chat Up Line: Hey baby, wanna see if the grass really is greener on my side of the fence?

Thorny Garden Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, to me bouquet is just a metaphor for orgy!

Bee-Rated Backyard Pick-Up Poetry: I'm the flower, you're the bee. So, why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

Gardening Pick-Up Line: Babe, you look absolutely radishing tonight!

Botanical Gardens Chat Up Line: Hey girl, Is your name Sol? 'Cause you're making me red as a beet.

Green Thumb Pick-Up Line: Hey, why not have a garden party? Lettuce turnip the beet!

Garden Water Feature Hookup Line: Hey Girl, your lily pad, or mine?

Drought-Resistant Chat Up Line: Hey Mr. Green Jeans, the grass is always greener where you water it!

Q. What did one watermelon say to another on Valentine's Day? A. You're on in a melon!
Hey Gnirl, the sun isn't the only thing that rises!
Q. What did the fungi say to his love on Valentine's Day? A. There's o mushroom in my heart for you!

Green Thumb Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, if you were a watermelon, I'd thump you!

Home Grown Chat Up Line: Hey girl, those are quite the melons you have there.

Woody Hookup Line: Baby, Hey baby, how 'bout you go out on a limb and come home with me tonight?

Green Gardener's Marriage Vows: Do you, Gardener, take this Garden, to weed from this day forth?

Garden Center Come-On: Save a Tree! Eat a Beaver.

Hungry Home Grown-er Chat Up Line: Hey, If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato. If I was a potato, I'd be a baked potato.

Garden Gnome Hookup Line: Wow, there's a gnome in the road. I think I'll go pick him up.

Anti Pick-Up Line for Gardeners: Everybody in your family must be a cactus, because you're a real prick!

Q. What is it called when a flower gives head?
A. Floral.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised beds...

Pick Up a Lawn-Mowing Man Line: Hey little man, is your name Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.

Clucked Up Backyard Chat Up Line: Hey there little lady, are you as loud as your chickens?

Garden Come-On: Are you a four-leaf lover? 'Cause I'm feeling lucky.

Plant Lovers Pick Up Line: Hey baby, is your name Fern? 'Cause I am growing frond of you.

Winter Chat Up Line: Baby, if you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen 'cause I bet you look this great all year long.

Gardener Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, are you a garden? 'Cause I'd get down and dirty with you!

Christmas Tree Lot Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let's pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, what would you say about a little foraging in my woods?

Buggy Backyard Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, are you a termite? 'Cause you're about to get a mouth full of wood.


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