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Troll through eerie gnome humor, zombie gnome jokes, and frighteningly funny gremlin puns.

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Warning: Troll at Your Own Risk! Other worldy elf puns, gnome monster jokes and creepy zombie gnomes ahead.
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Zombie vs Gnome. Who'd Prevail?Creepiest Show Tune Ever: Getting to gnome you, getting to gnome all about you.Zombie, have you gnome mercy?

I dunno, but we've placed a few gnomes in the garden, just in case.

Q. What did the zombie gnomes take to the park with them?
A. Their picnic caskets.

Q. Why did the zombie gnome bite off the comedian's hands?
A. The jokes were too funny to handle.

Q. Why do gnomes like Halloween?
A. Because there are so many other little gremlins out in the neighborhood.

Oh, that's a show tune? It sounded like a gnome porno title. ...

Q. What does a cannibal troll chef call his specialty?
A. Gnome on the range.

Q. What did the garden gnomes give the cannibal who was late for the picnic?
A. The cold shoulder.

Q. What dish do cannibal gnomes bring to picnics?
A. Baked Beings.

Zombies and gnomes might strike up a truce. That's a really scary thought.

Q. Why do so many gnomes hang out in Satan's garden?
A. Because they have one hell of a good time there.

Q. What do demonic gnomes call creepy zombie door-to-door salesmen?
A. Dead Ringers!

Q. Where is the safest place to be during the zombie gnome apocalypse?
A. The Living Room!

Be Daring! Enter the UnGnomeDead End. Gnome Exit!Gnome-oginized milk is just creepy.

Enter the Ungnome? Go where gnome man has gone before? I Dare You!

Did you hear about the guy who works in a factory making vampire gnome statues? There were only two employees, so he had to make every second count.

Q. Why was an angry gnome on a qwest to find gamma radiation?
A. He wanted to bulk up like The Hulk.

Q. Why do zombie ghosts go to a bar?
A. For the boos!

At least gnomes understand this highway signage, or is this a zombie ploy?

Q. What is the highest compliment a cemetery gnome can receive?
A. Wow, you're in grave condition!

Q. When is a gnome not a gnome?
A. When he's got his head up a fairy's dress, he's a goblin...

Q. What time do zombie gnomes wake up?
A. At Ate O'Clock!

How dairy scare so many cows that whey?

Q. How does a zombie gnome say to close his letters?
A. Best Vicious!

Q. What happened after a witch put a spell on the gnome to make him dyslexic?
A. Everything he touched turned to glod.

Q. What kind of appetizers do gnome cannibals enjoy at garden picnics?
A. Finger foods.

Are you an alien? 'Cause this feeling in my guy makes me want to take you out!It's a conspiracy! Trust gnome one

Zombie trolls on the make are frightening to extraterrestrials as well.

Q. Where do zombie gnomes like to go hiking?
A. Death Valley.

Q. What do you call the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin?
A. Tragically malicious.

Can this ambiguous troll be trusted, or is this deceptive misinformation?

Bewitching Backyard Humor: I was trying to joke about garden gnomes, but I came up short.

Q. What is a gnome's favorite Halloween party game?
A. Hide and Shriek!

Zombie Pick Up Line: Now you know what will happen in your garden during the zombie apocalypse.

Q. Which kind of books do literate zombie gnomes enjoy reading?
A. Ones with a cemetery plot.

Q. Why did the vampire gnomes go into the cave?
A. Just to hang out!

Scary Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I Dig You!Ermahgerd! It's a Gnerme!Is that a phone in your pocket? 'Cause that ass is calling me!

Zombie gnome digs the night life. Trolls beware.

Q. What does it take to become a zombie gnome?
A. Dead-ication.

Q. Why did the zombie gnome comedian get booed off the stage?
A. Because his jokes were rotten!

Q. What do zombie trolls drink when they're thirsty?
A. Ghoul-Aid!

Whert else did you thwink it wers? At least there's not an gnerme of them!

Q. What did the zombie gnome say when he was full?
A. I can't eat another mortal.

Q. What happens if you cross a gnome and a worgen?
A. You get a tiny new life-form called a micro-worgnomism.

Q. What did the mythical garden gnome say to The Invisible Man?
A. Long time, no see.

Dumb Ass Come-On: Apparently phone sex is gnot as deadly as it sounds, or was that just her ring tone?

Q. Why didn't the gnome at Rocky Mounain Arsenal eat uranium?
A. So he wouldn't get atomic-ache.

Q. Why do garden gnomes always take toilet paper to the Twilight Zone?
A. Doodoo doodoo...

Q. What did the gnome vampire say after reading all these bloody funny puns?
A. These jokes really do SUCK!

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