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Library Gnome Jokes and UnGnome Author Puns
Peruse literate troll humor, gnome writer jokes, gnovel laughs and gnome poetry puns.

Troll Poetry, Wordy Puns, Gnome Librarian Jokes
('Cause Storied Gnome Jokes, Verbose Prose, and gNasty Poems Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Online Trolls!)
Warning: Browse at Your Own Risk! Novel jokes, troll writer puns, book humor and grammarian gnonsense ahead.
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Troll Poetry... Un Gnome PassageBest Seller About Trolls, by Ungnome Author

Q. What does a gnome call a book about the brain?
A. A mind reader!

Q. What did the cops call it when the gnome mystery writer was suffocated by a book?
A. Literally, murder.

Q. Why did the gnome comedian go back to school?
A. He wanted to learn how to write better jokes.

Q. Which vegetables are grown in every librarian gnome's garden?
A. Quiet Peas!

Q. What did the clumsy gnome say when a book fell out of the bookcase and hit him in the head?
A. I've only got my shelf to blame.

Gnome Pick Up Poetry in Motion: Roses are red, Lilies are white, weed make a great couple, you know I'm sow right.

Q. Why did the gnome author win a lifetime achievment award?
A. He had a storied career.

Poetic Gnome Pick Up Line: Roses are red, daffodils are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

Q. Why did the gnome author jump out of the window on the 20th floor?
A. He could have gone to the 21st, but that's another story!

Q. Which type of writing always pays off for lost gnomes?
A. Ransom notes.

Q. Why did a gnome toss a novel at the librarian?
A. Because he wanted to Face-Book her!

Q. What did the queen's winning gnome authors get when they won at Tug-Of-War?
A. A Pull-It-Sir Prize.

Anonymous: Gnome Name

Q. What happened when the un-gnome auther left alphabet soup heating on the stove?
A. It spelled disaster!

Literate Little Gnome Point to Ponder: If Horrible and Horrific are the same thing, then why are Terrible and Terrific the complete opposite?

Q. What did the blind man say after the gnome handed him a cheese grater?
A. That's the most violent book I've ever read!

Q. Why do gnome authors try so hard to avoid mistakes?
A. Because every time you make a typo, the errorists win!

Q. What is considered good grammar to gnomes living in a field of cow manure?
A. The difference between knowing your sh*t, and knowing you're sh*t!

Q. How does a gnome author define the difference between his cat and a comma?
A. One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Q. Which gnome wrote the magical new best-seller, Magnificiant?
A. Wanda F. Uhl.

Q. Which traveling gnome wrote the thrilling new best-seller, My Worst Journey?
A. Helen Bach.

Q. Which bus does not allow gnomes aboard?
A. A Syllabus.

Q. Which backwoods hermit gnome wrote the thrilling new best-seller, Lumberjack?
A. Tim Burr.

Gnome Poetry: She loves me, she loves me gnot!

Q. Which new non-fiction best-seller do garden gnomes really relate to?
A. Living With Mosquito Bites by Ivan A. Scratch.

Q. Why do gnomes like the new book, Raising Dogs?
A. Because it's a pup-up book.

Q. Why was the gnome bitten by a snake while he was in the library?
A. Because he was in the hiss-tory section.

Q. What happened when the past, the present, and the future walked into the gnome's garden?
A. It was tense!

Q. What do gnome librarians take along with them on fishing trips?
A. Book Worms!

Q. What does a literate gnome say to comfort the grammer police?
A. Their, They're, There...

Q. What did the SoCal surfer gnome ask the librarian?
A. Is my book over dude?

Q. Which undercover gnome wrote the revealing new best-seller, Voyeurism?
A. A. P. Pingtom.

Misgnomer Point to Ponder: Every time you make a typo, do the errorists win?

Q. Why are garden trolls such great poet rapper beatniks?
A. 'Cause they got rhythm and rhyme and they gnome it.

Q. Why did the un-gnome author join the police force?
A. He wanted to go undercover.

Q. What did the gnome's pet frog say to the librarian making recommendations?
A. Redd-it, redd-it, redd-it.

Q. Which traveling gnome wrote the book, Why Gnu Need Insurance?
A. Just N. Case.

Author Un Gnome

Q. Which new eye-opening gnome novel is pane-ly revealing?
A. French Windows by Patty O'Dors.

Q. Why do gnomes believe grammar is so important?
A. Because it is important for you to know the difference between your shit and you're shit.

Q. What wouldn't the gnome ever date another apostrophe?
A. The last one was just too possessive.

Q. Which new non-fiction book is on the fiction list?
A. Your Future by Claire Voy Antz.

Q. Which five-letter word facsinates gnomes becomes it becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A. Short.

Q. Which new best-selling book are little green gnomes boycotting?
A. Exploring Other Galaxies by Ann Dromeda.

Q. What did the gnome student say when his teacher asked him to name two pronouns?
A. Who, me?

Q. What do grammarian gnomes call Santa's little helpers?
A. Subordinate clauses.

Q. Which word is the favorite of hipster gnomes?
A. Underground. Because it ends with the same three letters it begins with!

Q. What does a gnome call a lit teacher who never farts in the library?
A. A silent tutor.

Q. Which new book are frugal gnomes all talking about?
A. Living On a Budget by Penny Pincher.

Q. Which gnome author was postumously honored for the best-seller, Dog's Dinner?
A. Doug Bones.

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