Q.
Which new non-fiction best-seller do garden gnomes really
relate to?
A. Living With Mosquito Bites by Ivan A. Scratch.
Q.
Why do gnomes like the new book, Raising Dogs?
A. Because it's a pup-up book.
Q.
Why was the gnome bitten by a snake while he was in the
library?
A. Because he was in the hiss-tory section.
Q.
What happened when the past, the present, and the future
walked into the gnome's garden?
A. It was tense! |
Q.
What do gnome librarians take along with them on fishing
trips?
A. Book Worms!
Q.
What does a literate gnome say to comfort the grammer police?
A. Their, They're, There...
Q.
What did the SoCal surfer gnome ask the librarian?
A. Is my book over dude?
Q.
Which undercover gnome wrote the revealing new best-seller,
Voyeurism?
A. A. P. Pingtom.
Misgnomer
Point to Ponder: Every time you make a typo, do the errorists
win?
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Q.
Why are garden trolls such great poet rapper beatniks?
A. 'Cause they got rhythm and rhyme and they gnome it.
Q.
Why did the un-gnome author join the police force?
A. He wanted to go undercover.
Q.
What did the gnome's pet frog say to the librarian making
recommendations?
A. Redd-it, redd-it, redd-it.
Q.
Which traveling gnome wrote the book, Why Gnu Need Insurance?
A. Just N. Case. |