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Just wait 'til your father gets gnome!Hard Working Gnome Makes Gnome ¢Gnome having a bad hair day

That threat is gnot to be taken lightly! Elves are in line gnow!

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing a broken garden gnome statue? The robbery was a bust.

Gnome Garden Factoid of the Day: Your grass cannot be three feet tall, because then it would be a yard!

Q. Why do gnomes like Halloween?
A. Because there are so many other little gremlins out in the neighborhood.

Gnome meme has a way to go to haul in a pay check.

Garden Gnome Point to Ponder: Did you hear about the gnome that was pick-pocketed? How could anybody stoop that low?

Q. Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?
A. He already had a pot of gold.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'd like to make you part of my backyard bounty.

Q. What kind of car does a gnome drive?
A. A Mini Cooper.

Gnow we gno why gnomes always wear those tall, pointy hats – and why gnomes don't wear wigs.

Q. Why did the blonde gnomette wash her hair in the kitchen sink?
A. She heard that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. Why did the gnome barber fire his two new hirees?
A. They just weren't cutting it short enough.

Q. Why are there so many leprechaun florists?
A. Because they have green thumbs.

Hair club for gnomes: Before and AfterAbsolutely Gnome Loitering!Gnome nude swimming allowed. You've been warned!

Hair Club for Gnomes: It's so natural, the way the plugs follow his natural hair line.

Q. What did the excited garden gnome do when spring finally came?
A. He wet his plants.

Q. Why did the garden gnome only water half of the lawn?
A. Because he heard there was a 50% chance for rain.

Gnome Loitering Zone or Zone? Nope, that still doesn't explain it.

Q. What did the zombie gnomes take to the park with them?
A. Their picnic caskets.

Q. What happened after a witch put a spell on the gnome to make him dyslexic?
A. Everything he touched turned to glod.

Gnome Nude Swimming Allowed. Either way, nope, nada, not gonna go to that beach! Thanks for the warning!

Q. What do you call a naked gnome?
A. The bare minimum.

Q. What do lakefront gnomes call what washes up on their tiny beach?
A. Microwaves.

Gnome ifs, ands, or butts?Gnome Country for OLD MenYou're gnome match for me. Arson = The Thug Life

Gnome ifs, and, or butts? Is this another Gnome Smoking Zone or a gnome fitness meme?

Q. What do gnomes use for cooking since they can't reach the oven or stovetop?
A. A microwave.

You gotta just hand it to garden gnomes... 'Cause they can't reach it themself!

Gnomes value their wise elders, so they put them in their own country.

Q. What does a leprechaun call it when he gets a handjob from a gnomette?
A. A stroke of good luck!

Q. Why do very young garden gnomes wear diapers?
A. In case they get soiled.

Gnome Fact of the Day: The threat of arson is gnothing to take lightly.

Q. What do you call the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin?
A. Tragically Malicious.

Q. Why do garden gnomes make terrible cops?
A. Because they keep planting evidence.

Gnome hurry... I can't wait! Gnome Latin: Confuse-PunGnome Parking Allowed on Lovers Lane!You're gnome hatch for me. No spring chicken or submarine!

Garden Troll Trivia of the Day: Pun Latin is the second hardest gnome dialect to learn.

Q. What do you call it if you happen to be out peeing in the garden and you come across a leprechaun?
A. Urine good luck.

Q. How long should a gnome's legs be?
A. Just long enough to touch the ground.

Yeah or Nay? Is this an advertisment or a fine offense?

Q. What do horny garden statues say when they want privacy?
A. Lettuce a gnome!

Q. When is a gnome not a gnome?
A. When he's got his head up a fairy's dress, he's a goblin...

This might explain USOs or the Bermuda Triangle? It does explain why chickens run from gnomes, though.

Q. Which kind of gnome lives in a can?
A. A Sprite.

Q. Why did the gnome butcher say when he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf?
A. The steaks are too high.

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