That threat is gnot to be taken lightly! Elves are in line
you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing a broken
garden gnome statue? The robbery was a bust.
Garden Factoid of the Day: Your grass cannot be three feet
tall, because then it would be a yard!
Why do gnomes like Halloween?
A. Because there are so many other little gremlins out in
meme has a way to go to haul in a pay check.
Gnome Point to Ponder: Did you hear about the gnome that
was pick-pocketed? How could anybody stoop that low?
Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?
A. He already had a pot of gold.
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'd like
to make you part of my backyard bounty.
What kind of car does a gnome drive?
A. A Mini Cooper.
we gno why gnomes always wear those tall, pointy hats –
and why gnomes don't wear wigs.
Why did the blonde gnomette wash her hair in the kitchen
A. She heard that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables.
Why did the gnome barber fire his two new hirees?
A. They just weren't cutting it short enough.
Why are there so many leprechaun florists?
A. Because they have green thumbs.