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Pick-Up
Lines About Cheese, Brie Funny Come-Ons
Pick
Up grate date come-ons, sharp pick-up lines, and cheesy dating tips
from horny gnomes.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines & Well-Aged
Dating Jokes
(Because Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Queso Dating Emergencies!)
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Warning:
Pick Up at Your Own Risk! Cheesy chat ups, gouda hit ups, and come-ons
topped with cheese ahead.
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Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes | 1
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| 4 | 5
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| Cheesy Gnome Cheese Puns | Butter
Jokes | Dairy Cow Jokes | Corny
Jokes | Foodie Jokes |
| Wine Jokes, Vintage Vino Puns | Cocktail
Hour Jokes | Smelly Jokes | Cheesy
Actor Jokes |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Gnome Buddy gnows that's the worst queso scenario...
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey Brie you're cheddar off without Jack, so
would you be my date tonight?
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you don't enjoy cheesy come-ons
about cheese, does that mean you're laugh-tose
intolerant?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm nacho man, but someday I hope
to brie... |
Gnome
buddy is a big fan of cheese, and he's got a big head, too.
Curdled
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if I called you Swiss Miss,
that is not at all a cheesy come on.
Cheesy
Love Poem: Edam was is red, French cheese is bleu, do I
have parmesan to fondue you?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, are you a real Monsterella? 'Cause
that's what cheese said.
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A
moldy oldie Cheesy pick up line by well-aged gnomes.
Cheesy
Come-On for Cheese Over 50: Hey girl, is your name Parmesan?
'Cause you're well-aged, just the way I like my cougars.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey lady, cheesy come ons are only okay, if
they're well-aged along the whey.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you like Pizza Hut? 'Cause I'd
really like to stuff your crust. |
Gnome
doubt, even the Swiss will poke holes in this pun.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: By the whey girl, you curd
never frighten my muffet away.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey Brie, did you just say "Cheese?"
'Cause I have a big smile on my face. |
This
punny cheese come-on is only mildly funny.
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey miss, why just eat your curds and
whey, when you could have your way with me?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you cheddar not miss out on the
grater plans I have for you.
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Hulking
funny come-on seems gnormal, but that's because everybody
else is crackers.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna see if my cheese log
is a muenster?
Cheese
Plate Come-On Line: Hey girl, I'd let you pick me up with
your fingers. |
Cheddar
luck next time...
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey miss, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think you
are hot!
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey baby, the hole in my heart tells me that you
must be Swiss-ing me, too. |
Cheddar
not miss this opportunity, Colby. Sounds like a hot date!
Cheese
Chat Up Line: Hey Colby, your intellect turns me on 'cause
you are sharp as cheddar.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, you are so hot and creamy.
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Sometimes
the mousy guy does get the big cheese.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, since you're mostly provolonely,
why not brie my date tonight?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, didn't you date my mold
college roommate, Blue? |
Gnome
accounting for taste. BTW, we only tell cheesy chat up jokes
on days that end with Y.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you fondue? 'Cause
it sure would be fun to do you.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Jack, you have my parmesan to nibble off
my plate. |
Guy
is doing grate, but she thinks he gouda to cheddar.
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey girl, are you Mozzarella? 'Cause you
are stringing me along.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I can tempt you with lots o' Mozzarella
along with meat balls.
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Gnome
is doing grate, but he could be cheddar.
Cheesy
Hit Up Line: Hey Brie, I can last as long as mozzarella.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, have you been on the skim mozzarella
diet? 'Cause you do not need to cheddar few pounds.
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Cheesy
anti pick-up line: You are what you eat, so I must be pizza.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, my cooking got so much better since
I fondue.
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey girl, you'd never have to question me, 'cause
I'm not too gouda to be true to you.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I hope that's nacho hot
date over there.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you love Edam? 'Cause your beaver
seems rather backed up. |
Cheesy
Pick Up Point to Ponder: Will the gnome have his whey?
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna come over tonight to unwrap
my gorgonzola?
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause
you're so sweet!
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you cheddar not miss my
tasty come on!
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, it's un-brie-lievable that I'm not
your hot date tonight.
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(No,
anti-cheesy pick-up lines never work!) My friend is so vegan,
that he won't even have his photograph taken in case he
has to say: "Cheese."
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that you've grilled
my cheese sandwich.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's get a whey tonight
and spend the night at my cottage.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd
have a hole lot of fun together. |
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Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| 2 | Cheesy
Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes | 1
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Lines | Farm Flirts |
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Hookups | 2 | 3
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nibbled this far, so you cheddar
not miss even more cheesy
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painful puns that'll pick up
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