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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you're looking really Gouda tonight!
Cheesy Pun - To my sweetheart: My cooking got so much better since I fondue!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over? 'Cause I'm feeling provolonely!
Sweet dreams are made of cheese1 Who am I to dis a brie?
Which music genre appeals to cheese? R 'N Brie
Q. Why should you always bring a bag of chips to a party? A. In queso emergency

 


Pick-Up Lines About Cheese, Brie Funny Come-Ons
Pick Up grate date come-ons, sharp pick-up lines, and cheesy dating tips from horny gnomes.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines & Well-Aged Dating Jokes
(Because Cheesy Pick Up Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Queso Dating Emergencies!)
Warning: Pick Up at Your Own Risk! Cheesy chat ups, gouda hit ups, and come-ons topped with cheese ahead.
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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, it's too bad I'm nacho date tonight!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, not to brag, but I'm grate in bread!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I want to grow mold with you, just like blue cheese!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Gnome Buddy gnows that's the worst queso scenario...

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey Brie you're cheddar off without Jack, so would you be my date tonight?

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you don't enjoy cheesy come-ons about cheese, does that mean you're laugh-tose intolerant?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm nacho man, but someday I hope to brie...

Gnome buddy is a big fan of cheese, and he's got a big head, too.

Curdled Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if I called you Swiss Miss, that is not at all a cheesy come on.

Cheesy Love Poem: Edam was is red, French cheese is bleu, do I have parmesan to fondue you?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, are you a real Monsterella? 'Cause that's what cheese said.

A moldy oldie Cheesy pick up line by well-aged gnomes.

Cheesy Come-On for Cheese Over 50: Hey girl, is your name Parmesan? 'Cause you're well-aged, just the way I like my cougars.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey lady, cheesy come ons are only okay, if they're well-aged along the whey.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you like Pizza Hut? 'Cause I'd really like to stuff your crust.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my crush on you makes me crumble like feta! Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'll be gorganzola and you be cheddar, 'cause gnirl, you are looking sharp tonight!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I Can't Control Myself Around You. You Turn Me Into a Cheesy Muenster!

Gnome doubt, even the Swiss will poke holes in this pun.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: By the whey girl, you curd never frighten my muffet away.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey Brie, did you just say "Cheese?" 'Cause I have a big smile on my face.

This punny cheese come-on is only mildly funny.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey miss, why just eat your curds and whey, when you could have your way with me?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you cheddar not miss out on the grater plans I have for you.

Hulking funny come-on seems gnormal, but that's because everybody else is crackers.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna see if my cheese log is a muenster?

Cheese Plate Come-On Line: Hey girl, I'd let you pick me up with your fingers.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I must be Swiss? 'Cause without you, there's a hole in my heart!Cheesy Pick-Up Lines: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I want to grill you in bread!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'm glad the cheese stands alone 'cause it's easier to find you, Gnirl!

Cheddar luck next time...

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey miss, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think you are hot!

Cheesy Come-On: Hey baby, the hole in my heart tells me that you must be Swiss-ing me, too.

Cheddar not miss this opportunity, Colby. Sounds like a hot date!

Cheese Chat Up Line: Hey Colby, your intellect turns me on 'cause you are sharp as cheddar.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, you are so hot and creamy.

Sometimes the mousy guy does get the big cheese.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, since you're mostly provolonely, why not brie my date tonight?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, didn't you date my mold college roommate, Blue?

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, whenever I'm near you, I turn into a basket queso! Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my love for you is hotter than deep fried mozzerella!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you are as appetizing as deep fried Mozzarella!

Gnome accounting for taste. BTW, we only tell cheesy chat up jokes on days that end with Y.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you fondue? 'Cause it sure would be fun to do you.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Jack, you have my parmesan to nibble off my plate.

Guy is doing grate, but she thinks he gouda to cheddar.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, are you Mozzarella? 'Cause you are stringing me along.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I can tempt you with lots o' Mozzarella along with meat balls.

Gnome is doing grate, but he could be cheddar.

Cheesy Hit Up Line: Hey Brie, I can last as long as mozzarella.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, have you been on the skim mozzarella diet? 'Cause you do not need to cheddar few pounds.

Q. Which is the cheesiest day of the week? A. Faux Day!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's just stay in and curdle tonight!What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's up in your face? Too close for comfort food.

Cheesy anti pick-up line: You are what you eat, so I must be pizza.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey babe, my cooking got so much better since I fondue.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, you'd never have to question me, 'cause I'm not too gouda to be true to you.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I hope that's nacho hot date over there.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you love Edam? 'Cause your beaver seems rather backed up.

Cheesy Pick Up Point to Ponder: Will the gnome have his whey?

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna come over tonight to unwrap my gorgonzola?

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause you're so sweet!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you cheddar not miss my tasty come on!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, it's un-brie-lievable that I'm not your hot date tonight.

(No, anti-cheesy pick-up lines never work!) My friend is so vegan, that he won't even have his photograph taken in case he has to say: "Cheese."

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that you've grilled my cheese sandwich.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's get a whey tonight and spend the night at my cottage.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd have a hole lot of fun together.

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