Promising Elfish Christmas Pick Up Line: Girl, Santa isn't just coming once this year.

North Pole Chat Up Line: Girl, I am quite the elf-a-male.

Bearly Passable Xmas Party Hookup Line: Hey Teddy, let's not just cuddle, let's hibernate!

Xmas Eve Hookup Line: Hey there, I'd like to eggsnog you tonight.

X-X-Xmas Hookup Line: Baby, your Christmas sock isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight.

Xmas Pick Up Line: Oh gosh Girl, let me help you out of that ugly Christmas sweater.

Christmas Come-On: Hey girl, who needs a sleigh when you could just ride me?

Xmas Eve Chat Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Christmas Chat Up Line: Hey girl, does watching Miracle on 34th Street make you Santa-mental, too?

North Pole Polar Bear Hookup Line: Brrr! It's so cold outside that I'd like to hiber-mate with you!

Christmas Come-On: Hey dude, if you give me peace on earth, I'll show you good will toward man.

Xmas Come-On: Hey big fella, is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just trying to contain your excite-mint?

Xmas Party Pick Up Line: Babe, are you Christmas? 'Cause I want to merry you.

Cold Xmas Hook Up Line: Hey girl I lost my ugly Christmas sweater. How about you wrap your legs around me?

Christmas Pick Down Line: Boy, you must be Santa Claus! 'Cause you think you're a gift in and of yourself.

Christmas Chat Up Line: No, that's not a candy cane in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you.

Day After Thanksgiving Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'll just call you Winter 'cause soon you'll be coming.

Cheap Christmas Pick Up Line: You wanna Scrooge?

Xmas Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna come over for some nog and see my yule log?

Reindeer Games Come-On: Hey babe, wanna hiber-mate?

Cold Come-On: Hey baby, since it's white-out conditions, I'll let you search me for the North Pole.

Considerate Christmas Pick Up Line: Hey, let's both just be naughty this year and save Santa the house call.

Sick Christmas Party Pick Up Line: Babe, do I have the flu, or are you giving me the chills?

New Year's Eve Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, you don't have to wait 'til midnight to see my balls drop!

Generous Christmas Pick Up Line: Hey girl, it's the holidays, so I prefer to give rather than receive.

Christmas Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, you're an angel, so why aren't you on top of my tree?

Winter Chat Up Line: Baby, if you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen 'cause I bet you look this great all year long.

Christmas Chat Up Line: Hey, did you ask Santa for a unicorn this year? 'Cause you look like you'd appreciate a little horny.

Christmas Party Pick Up Line: Babe, just call me Rudolph, 'cause you just sleighed me.

Cold Xmas Hook Up Line: Hey girl, I'm absolutely frost-smitten by you!

North Pole Snowman Pick Up Line: Hi Babe, ice to meet you!

Hot Christmas Party Come-On: Hey, I can get you on the Naughty List.

Christmas Hookup Line: Hey Girl, you're so hot, but we can still have a white Christmas.

Eye-See Snowman Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, wanna see my snowballs?

Christmas Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna come over to my place and light the yule log?

Winter Pick Up Line: My love for you is like a holiday fruitcake. Nutty, spicy, and unavoidable – no matter how hard you try.

Winter Pick Up Line: Hey there, is your name Kwanzaa? 'Cause I'd like to celebrate you for a whole week!

Christmas Pick Up Line: Oh Baby, I've double-checked my naughty list, and yes, you are there!

Christmas Hookup Line: Hey Babe, you wanna meet Santa's little helper tonight?

Elfish Christmas Pick Up Line: Hey girl, Santa isn't just coming once this year.

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