What happened after the garden frog got baked?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.
Fun Froggie Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, is your name Green Giggles? 'Cause you
are putting a big smile on my face.
Frog 420 Quip: I'm high on life, in a green way!
Frog Love: Kiss me, I'm High-Rish!
Dog on 4/20: Dude, this song smells amazing!
How do stoner rainbow trout in Denver party?
A. They participate in a seaweed pride parade on 13th Street.
Dog: My master just bought boots from a drug dealer. I don't
know what they were laced with, but he's been tripping all
Tomorrow, which songs won't a pothead remember hearing tonight?
A. Gin and Juice and Young, Wild & Free
by Snoop Dog.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
A. Give him some weed and leave him waiting for the munchies
until the full moon.
Why do free range cattle like working in Colorado's legalized
A. 'Cause there's no grass ceiling!
Which classic pot song is still growing green today?
A. Don't Step on the Grass by Steppenwolf.
Deep Point to Ponder: Dinosaur bones were recently unearthed
in Highlands Ranch. Scientists at Denver Museum of Nature
and Science say the bones are that of a horned Triceratops
dinosaur and a herbivore. So, does that mean Colorado
has been green for more than 65,000,000 years?