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Big Ape Asks: Which pot strain is preferred by strangers in the night? A. Dooby Dooby Doo!
Q. Which 1970s band do stoners still enjoy? A. The Doobie Brothers!
Q. What does his wife say when the pot grower leaves for work? A. Doobie Careful!
Q. What kind of car does a stoner drive? A. A Blazer!

 


Stoner Humor, Blunt Cannabis Jokes, Pothead Puns
Spliff off to blunt weed humor, joint high country puns, and blaze along with stoner jokes.

Blunt Jokes, Weed Puns, Marijuana Humor
(Because Blunt Humor and Spliffy Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream in the High Country or At This Joke Joint!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Blunt banter, smokin' joint jokes, and weedy bad pothead puns ahead!
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| Incredible Green Hulk | Spaced Out Aliens | Gnome Grown Weed Humor | Gnome Pothead Puns |
| Funny Stoner Monkeys | 2 | Animal Pothead Puns | Weed Light Bulb Jokes | Happy 420 Jokes |

Alien Abduction: Can I be blunt? Join us for a hghly recommended laugh!Big Ape Says: Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how I roll!Green Alien Says: We are here for the blunt humor!

Q. What does a spaced alien say when he's ready to take off?
A. Let's Roll!

Q. Why are marijuana jokes always so funny?
A. 'Cause it's just blunt humor.

Q. What is the technical term for a Colorado pot head who's a Mile High?
A. True Enjointment.

Mile High Pick-Up Line: Hey Colorado, Let's blow this joint!

Blunt Tip of the Day: It is imperative that a hipster smokes weed before it is cool!

Q. How did the guy know he was destined to wake up and bake up a blunt?
A. He was born on April 20 and his name is Smokey.

Q. When is it good to have a tree in your pocket?
A. Fir when you'd just like a little nug.

Classic Colorado 420-ism: Can I be blunt?

Q. How do stoners describe the effects of a long blunt at the end of the day?
A. Reefer Gladness.

Q. What do you call a spaced alien with two spliffs?
A. Double-jointed.

Q. What happened to the short E.T. after he fired up his blunt nacelles?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.

Mile High 420-ism: Just Doob It!

What is a stoner's idea of a balanced diet? A. A joint in each hand!Hulk Asks: What do you call a killer cannabis comedian? A. The Grim Reefer!Q. Why do aliens monitor Twitter? A. For the blunt banter!

Q. What do you call a BYO cannabis buffet party with blunts, spliffs, joints, reefers, doobies and more?
A. Pot Luck.

Classic 420 Quip: As a part of a balanced breakfast, make a joint decision, and don't forget to eat your Weedies!

Q. What song is great to listen to while you're rolling up some blunts?
A. Crumblin' Erb by OutKast.

Most people fear the Reaper. The Hulk considers him a promising rookie.

Q. What does a stoner call it when a jar full of joints falls off the shelf and hits him in the head?
A. Blunt Trauma.

Q. What did orange Zigzag say to the weed on a road trip?
A. Orange you glad we're ready to roll?

Q. Which pot strain is preferred by E.T. strangers in the night?
A. Dooby Dooby Doo!

Q. What does a weed smoker say when he's heading out the door to walk home after smoking a spliff or two?
A. T H C you later!

Q. Which song from Easy Rider stoked up an entire generation?
A. Don't Bogart That Joint by The Fraternity of Man.

Q. What kind of pipe do potheads prefer? A. Stoneware!Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort!Hulk Asks: What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? A. Double Jointed!

Q. How is rolling a joint like riding a bike?
A. 'Cause you wheel-ize you'll never roll back.

High Country Pick-Up Line: Hey you, wanna come over to light up my life and light up this blunt?

Q. How does a marijuana toker feel after lighting up a blunt?
A. Up in Smoke.

Classic 420 Point to Ponder: All you need is 4 blunts for 20 Coloradans.

Q. How do most legalized marijuana industry workers in Colorado get hired?
A. They are reefered.

Q. What do you get if you dunk a gourmet blunt in Vodka?
A. The Holy Spirit Flambe.

Q. What kind of joke is guaranteed to make a pothead laugh ever time?
A. Blunt Humor.

Q. What is it called if you celebrate 4/20 by bluntly lighting up a daily joint for a fortnight beginning on April 1?
A. On a roll.

Pothead Point to Ponder: If you laugh at funny weed jokes, but groan at blunt pot puns, do you have high standards?

Q. What is the Colorado state motto? A. Marijuana, can't we all just get a bong!Q. What did the paper say to the cannabis? A. Let's roll!Green ET Says: Dating used to be dinner and a flick, now it's dank and a dick!

Q. What do Denverites say on 420?
A. You're Ganja Enjoint the Day!

I was about to smoke weed with a Mexican girl, until I asked her if she had papers – she immediately ran off.

Q. What happens when blonde potheads from Kansas visit Colorado with orange Zigzags?
A. Colorado gets even more colorful.

Q. What do you call a Colorado cannabis delivery guy on a bike with a pack of pre-rolled joints?
A. A drug peddler.

Q. What is it called when a roach ash burns your lawn chair?
A. A pot hole!

Q. What is a Sublime fan's favorite song after he's fired two blunts, burned two spliffs, and toked two doobies?
A. Smoke Two Joints.

Q. How do stoners resolve arguments?
A. Instead of rolling up their sleeves, hey calmly roll up some blunts instead.

Q. How do all epic stoner blunt stories start?
A. I remember this time when I was high...

Q. How did the romantic stoner propose to his girlfriend?
A. He handed her a size 6 blunt with a smokin' hot diamond ring on it and said, "Marriage, you wanna?"

Q. Which Red-headed stranger song is wafting around you right now?
A. Roll Me Up by Willie Nelson.

Denver LoDo Pick-Up Line: Hey Jay, I blaze on the first date!

Q. Which remake marijuana song fired up the post disco generation of stoners?
A. Don't Bogart That Joint by Little Feat.

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| Legal Weed Jokes | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Mile High Buzz | Stoner Pick-Up Lines | 2 | 3 |
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| Incredible Green Hulk | Spaced Out Aliens | Gnome Grown Weed Humor | Gnome Pothead Puns |
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