was a big pizza from Fat Sully's on E Colfax, but I did
eat olive it!
Bite of the Day: I like my jokes just like my pizza: from
Cosmo's Pizza and extra cheesy!
Dining Tip of the Day: Pizza jokes are all about the delivery!
Pothead Point to Ponder: Why are Goldfish the only snacks
that smile back?
How can you tell you've had too much coffee and cannabis
edibles while vacationing in Colorado?
A. You have the ability to ski uphill!
Why did the LoDo hipster add laxatives and cannabis oil
to his coffee?
A. Just for some shits and grins.
Why are cold coffee and smokin' marijuana such a popular
wake up and bake up ritual in Colorado?
A. 'Cause that's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.
Bull Sh*t Point to Ponder: Is an argument between two Denver
vegans still called a beef?
What are tourists served at the Colorado dude ranch before
the main course?
A. Horse d'oeuvres.
How can you tell if Colorado grass-fed steaks have a high
A. They loin fast.
What does a cannibal call a knight in armor at the Colorado
A. Canned food.
Why shouldn't you ever put avocados in your eyes when you're
in a Colorado restaurant?
A. So you don't get guac-oma.
Alien Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men prefer Hatch
chile from New Mexico, or Colorado's Pueblo chiles?
Country Cuisine Point to Ponder: Do LGM in Four Corners,
Colorado prefer chile Mesa Verde?
Which kitchen gadget does an ancient alien chef
in Colorado use to bring back herb from the future?
A. A thyme machine.
you hear about the Denver pothead who ate a clock? It was
very time consuming.
Colorado Cuisine Laugh of the Day: "It's time for a
snack," he snickered.
What do you call the guy who misplaced the gooey treats
on the Colorado camping trip?
A. A s'more loser!
How do Denver area STEM students spell CANDY with only two
A. C and Y.
Stoner Munchies Pick-Up Line:
Hey there Smokey, wanna eat cookie dough together sometime?
What happens if you eat too much candy in Colorado?
A. It makes you thick to your stomach!