What do Denverites call a poem composed by clever Colorado
canines that you have to scan to understand?
A. A bark ode.
Why did the snowman in Fraser, Colorado go to the doctor?
A. Because he always had the chills!
What steps should you take if you see a mountain lion while
hiking on Pike's Peak?
A. Very large ones.
How do you describe a Colorado camping trip?
A. In tents!
What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Mother Earth, Colorado, USA.
to a recent poll, 91% of Coloradans are satisfied with their
lives. Apparently, the other 9% can't remember where the
nearest pot shop is?
What do Denverites call poetry by a pigeon out in a marijuana
A. High Coo!
Officer: You could go to jail for weed.
Colorado Stoner: Jail sells weed?
might be from Denver if you went to Casa Bonita as a child,
and still do as a grownup!
Dude, my burrito tastes funny.
Waiter at Casa Bonita: Then why aren't you laughing?
How did Denver television news report the ruckus at the
LoDo Denver Starbucks?
A. As a Serious Brew-ha-ha.
Bring me a burrito.
Waiter at Denver's Club 404: Yes sir, with pleasure!
Customer: NO, with cheese!