Travel Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club
solo, is that considered a High Jacking?
What did the horny eyeball join after leaving Denver International
A. The Mile Eye Club!
Why do chicks like Mile High Club jokes?
A. Because they're so flocking funny!
International Airport Pick-Up
Line: Hey babe, I've got two boarding passes. Let's
catch a flight and see where we land.
In Colorado, how do you keep your sleeping bag from getting
A. Don't sleep too long in it.
What do Coloradans call a tortilla chip that works out?
A. A Macho Nacho.
How did the hipster tourist burn his tongue at Denver's
A. He ate a burrito before it was cool.
What is a spicy Colorado taco's favorite movie with a hot
A. Catch Me If You Cayenne.
Why don't Coloradans trust a burrito?
A. Because it might spill the beans.
Why do Colorado burrito jokes keep getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because queso-taco-encha-ritos are making them
Why is Colorado craft beer so popular throughout the United
A. Because Americans believe in Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit
If a hipster walks into the bar, does he make a sound?
A. Yes, but you've never heard of that Colorado brew pub.
Craft Beer Point to Ponder: After sampling numerous tasty
beers on Saturday night, shouldn't there be Hop Tarts
to toast your Sunday morning?
bee walks into a sweet Colorado brew pub. Two flowers
later, she comes out buzzed, but not stinging