Q. Which Colorado craft beer do van-driving retro guys in
A. Brown Eyed Ale.
What is the hot new slogan of the Aurora Notel
on E Colfax?
A. You've Rented the Room, Now Buy the Video!
Which craft beer is the fave on E Colfax?
A. Hoppy Ending.
What is an annual unoffical beer drinking holiday in Denver?
skunk ambles into Wynkoop Brewing Company in LoDo and asks
the beer-tender, "Hey, where did everybody go?"
How can you tell if you've seen an alligator or a crocodile
in a Denver sewer?
A1. One you see later, and the other you see
after a while.
A2. Or, it might just be Denver lawyer, Frank Azar (suer
What do so many Coloradans wish their grass was
A. So it would just cut itself! OUCH!
Why did the polygamist fungi in Colorado marry the algae
in Lake Dillon?
A. He took a lichen to hers.
Weather Point to Ponder: If a Denver weatherman only answers
questions pertaining to wimpy high-altitude clouds, is that
cirrus inquiries only?
How do Colorado mountains see you?
A. They peak!
When should you run up a Colorado mountain trail?
A. Only when you're feeling so inclined.
What do you call a Colorado high country hiker who tells
A. A snow fake.
If Dr. Seuss visited a Denver brew pub, which beer would
A. Hop on Pop!
Why does Bigfoot only leave a few random footprints behind?
A. Because Sasquatch doesn't leave litter in the pristine