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Colorado High Country Joke: I put a Denver Broncos jersey on my airplane. Now it can't touch down!
Q. What's the difference between a Denver Broncos fan and a mosquito? A. Mosquitos are only annoying during the summer! Go Broncos!
Port-o-potties say: Go Broncos! We'r number 1!
Old Most Interesting Man in the World: A Denver Broncos fan doesn't eat pastries, but when he does, it's usually a turnover!

 


Mile High Football Humor & Denver Broncos Jokes
Hike with snappy gridiron humor, pun penalties, and a blitz of Denver Broncos jokes.

Broncos Jokes and Denver Football Puns
(Because Mile High Puns and Orange Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for True Blue Denver Broncos Fans!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Audible football jokes, passing puns, and kick returns ahead – As Far As Omaha!
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Q. Why do Denver Broncos jokes keep getting dumber and dumbest? A. Kapow! What was the question, again?Q. Why do Denver Broncos' fans fail a drug test? A. They're always a mile high!Q. How are the Denver Broncos like grizzly bears? A. Every fall they go into hibernation! Go Broncos!

Q. Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because now the players are making them up themselves!

Mile High Point to Ponder: What do the Denver Broncos cheerleaders try to stirrup?

Q. Which NFL Super Bowl matchup caused the most arguing on the ranch outside Denver?
A. Cowboys vs Broncos.

Q. Why isn't Sasquatch a Denver Broncos fan this year?
A. 'Cause he can't face big da feet!

Q. Why did they ban the wave at the Denver Broncos' stadium?
A. Too many potheads were drowning.

After Colorado legalized marijuana, nobody knows the name of the Broncos stadium. Coincidence, or not?

Broncos Fan Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club on the Field at Mile High, would a ref penalize you for cheating?

Q. What is the grand prize in the Denver Chapter Time Travel Club raffle?
A. A trip back to Super Bowl Sunday in 2016, 1999, and 1998. Go Broncos!

Q. When a Colorado hermit comes out of the woods, how does he ask about the Broncos last game?
A. Tail me more.

Q. What were the highlights of the latest Super Bowl that the Denver Broncos didn't play in?
A. The ads, especially the beer ads!

Q. What do you call a well-balanced Denver Broncos fan?
A. Stable.

Q. Which NFL football team do horses, mules, burros and donkeys always root for?
A. The Denver Broncos.

Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guy says: In alien speak @#$%^&*! means Go Broncos!Port-o-potties say: Broncos are #1. No sh*t!Batman says: Broncos kick butt, not bat! Ouch! Go Broncos!

Football Pick-Up Line: Are you a Denver Broncos fan? 'Cause I'd like to touch down in your end zone.

Q. What do you call blonde Denver Broncos fans on a Zombie walk?
A. Nightmares.

Q. What do Denver meteorologists call it when chickens and ducks suddenly fall out of the sky?
A. A fowl weather football season.

Mile High Point to Ponder: If a Denver Bronco farts in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, would a hipster buy the soundtrack?

Q. Why don't Denver Broncos fans know what to call the stadium?
A. Because nobody knows what the hell the stadium's name is, and this has nothing to do with legalized marijuana.

Denver Broncos Pick-Up Line: Hay There!

Q. Where do Bronco fans get new team shirts if they don't want to deal with New Jersey?
A. Old Neigh-vy!

Q. How do you become a superhero during a Denver Broncos game?
A. Rescue a guy named Bud who's been trapped inside a bottle!

Are you a Broncos fan? Yay! or Neigh?

Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill! Go Broncos!Old Most Interesing Man: He always knows when Denver will score, or not... Go Nroncos!Port-o-potties say: Go Denver! And we mean go!

Q. What happened after a team of horses swallowed four quarters?
A. The Denver Broncos lost the Super Bowl. OUCH!

Q. How is losing money in a pay phone like a Broncos game?
A. If you don't get your quarter back, you hit the receiver.

My wife is not a football fan. She thinks a quarterback is a rebate.

Denver Broncos Pick-Up Line: Wanna kick off a new relationship tonight?

Q. What do you say to a sad Broncos fan?
A. Why the long face?

Q. Why did the Colorado dude ranch owner name his new white horse Flattery in honor of the Denver Broncos?
A. Because it got him nowhere.

Q. When does a Denver fan eat pastries?
A. Whenever the Broncos force a turnover.

Mile High Point to Ponder: If a Denver Bronco farts in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, would a LoDo hipster buy the soundtrack?

Broncos Tailgater Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, consider this the two-minute warning... before I kiss you!

Port-potties say: Go Broncos! Omaha! No Sh*t!Orange habaneros say: Dnver is hotter than KC. Go Broncos!Trippy blue and orange art says: Go Broncos! We're behind you, wherever that is?

Q. What do you get if you cross the Broncos defense with the Invisible Man?
A. Tackles like you've never seen before!

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a Bronco's mouth?
A. Team mechanic.

Q. What did the duck do after he read all these Painful Puns about the Denver Broncos?
A. He quacked up!

Q. How hot are the Denver Broncos on the Scoville Scale?
A. Habaneros are orange, so that means they're 100 times hotter than jalapenos, and that's Colorado hot!

Q. Which Denver Bronco is the easiest target to hit with the football?
A. The wide receiver.

Q. What did the football say to the Denver Broncos punter?
A. I get a kick out of you!

Q. Which NFL football play should you be especially suspicious of?
A. The quarterback sneak.

Q. What does a fan drive to (What's-Its-Name) Stadium at Mile High in Denver?
A. A Bronco.

Q. Why do chickens think these Denver Broncos jokes are so funny?
A. Because they're made up from scratch!

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