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Hot Steak Lovers Humor: Brought a new grill home last night.
She's a real gas and she's really hot, especially after
you turn her on!
Dear
Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it
comes to meat, all I want is you.
Q.
What does a good beef steak hot off the barbeque have in
common with sex?
A. They're both very rare.
Q.
How can you stop somebody from stealing food hot off your
barbeque grill?
A. With a burger alarm!
Q.
What did the gay pride folks call thier flaming hot backyard
party?
A. LGBBQ.
Q.
What do you call candy that was stolen?
A. Hot Chocolate!
Hot
Sunday Pick-Up Line: Hey
babe, do you have a tan, or do you always look that hot?
Sizzling
Sunday Pick-Up Line: Hey
hottie, is your name Sunnon? 'Cause you really have a warm
smile!
Backyard
BBQ Tip of the Day: Never make eye contact with anybody
while you're eating a hot dog. |
Steamy
Tip of the Day: If your wife says she wants to spice it
up in the bedromm, do NOT use hot peppers!
Q.
Why was the Colorado chile pepper under constant police
surveilance?
A. He was known to Hatch up hot plans.
Q.
Which wine is made from hot green peppers?
A. Jala Pinot.
Hot
Pepper Pick-Up Line: Hey
hottie, is your name Cayenne? 'Cause you're almost
too hot to handle.
Colorado
Pepper Grower Point to Ponder: If it's chile inside,
should you turnip the heat?
Q.
What does a nosy hot pepper do?
A. It gets jalapeno business.
Q.
What are tiny Spanish hot peppers called?
A. Jala-pequinos.
Pick
Up a Red Texas Chili Chef Line: Hey hottie, you cumin
here often?
Q.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A. He drank hot coffee before it was cool.
Q.
What does an astronaut use to keep his feet warm?
A. A Space Heater!
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Q.
Why is Titanium is the most amorous metal?
A. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.
Science
Lab Come-On: Hey girl,
is it getting hot in here, or is that just our bond forming?
Meteorologist
Chat Up Line: Hey baby,
you are so hot that you must be causing global warming.
Scientist
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
even the Kelvin scale can't describe how hot you are.
Science
Lab Pick Up Line: Hey
girl, you're hotter than a Bunsen burner set on full power.
Science
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
you're so hot that every time I see you, I think I'll reach
my melting point.
Science
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
you're so hot you'd cause a nuclear reactor to melt down.
Scientist
Chat Up Line: Hey baby,
are you an exothermic reaction? 'Cause you spread your hotness
everywhere.
Q.
Which kind of primate can fly?
A. A hot-air baboon.
Hot
Thought of the Day: It's one of billions in our galaxy,
but to Earthlings, our sun is the superstar. |
