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Fun
Day Humor, Sunny Puns, Weekend Jokes
It's a day to rest, so enjoy Sunday funnies, fun day jokes and funny
in the sun day puns.
Sunday Jokes, Weekend Puns, Fun Day Humor
(Because Sunny Fun Day Jokes
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream After Sunset on Sunday
Evening!) |
Warning:
The Weekend is Half Over! Hot dog jokes, heavenly humor, and Sunday
punnies ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Funday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mon-Dane Monday
Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes, Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Why is Sunday such a fun day?
A. Because all you really have to do is sleep until you're
hungry, and then eat until you feel sleepy.
Q.
Why do hot dogs and Sundays go together so well?
A. Because that's not the wurst thing for a day
at the ballpark. |
Q.
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
A. Duh, because the sun is out!
Q.
Which day of the week do sunflowers adore?
A. Sunday!
Sunday
Point to Ponder: If Sunday is a girl, why is her name Sol?
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Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
do you like hot dogs? 'Cause it's fun in the bun
day.
Q.
Which day of the week makes you happy in the morning and
sad at bedtime?
A. Sunday.
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hi babe, is
your name Sunday? 'Cause you are looking blinding hot! |
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Cheers! Here's to another fun in the sun Sunday! And if
it's cloudy, Merlot can warm up your day.
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hey there hottie,
wanna be naughty this Sinday? |
Q.
Why is it called Fun in the Bun Sunday?
A. Because you don't have to roll out of bed too
early.
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is
your name Sunday? 'Cause you are my sunshine!
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Sunday
Point to Ponder: Is Sunday a weekend day on Alpha Centauri,
too?
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
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| Q.
What happens if you completely waste your Sunday?
A. You feel bad at midnight, and at 7:00 AM on Monday, too!
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is
your name Sunne? 'Cause you sure have a heavenly
body! |
The
reason the Sunday funnies shouldn't go in the birdcage until
Monday is that Monday is not funny at all!
Q.
How do you become a superhero during a Sunday football game?
A. Rescue a guy named Bud who's been trapped inside
a bottle!
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Sunday
Mantra: If it rhymes with sun, it must be fun!
Sunday
Point to Ponder: The only decision you have to make today
is whether to have a glass or a bottle. Cheers! |
| Q.
What is the nastiest word you can use on Sunday?
A. Monday!
Sunday
Smile of the Day: Here's hoping your Sunday is so awesome
that the rest of the week gets jealous! |
Sunday
Time Travel Point to Ponder: Is there a pause button
for Sunday?
Q.
What do you call that moment when Sunday stops feeling relaxing
and you begin to feel Monday anxiety?
A. Smonday.
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Sunday
Trivia: Spiderman enjoys Sundays for the spuns
and the puns!
Q.
Why did the Sun smile on Sunday?
A. It saw the back side of the moon. |
| Q.
Why are the week days actually the strongest days of the
week?
A. Because they all work out. |
Q.
Why did the blonde wear her Thank God It's Friday
T-shirt on Sunday?
A. Because she found religion on Saturday night.
Q.
What do you call somebody who only experiences extreme anxiety
on Saturday and Sunday?
A. A weekend worrier.
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Q.
Why is Sunday happy?
A. Because it's not Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
or Friday! |
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Daily
Jokes | Sunny Sunday Puns | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | Mundane
Monday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You're enjoying Funday, so
here's even more bright humor,
warm laughs,
sunny jokes, and glaring
painful puns to begin the week
with a rise:
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Jokes | Hair Jokes |
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Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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