Monday Jokes, Meh Mud Day Puns 4

Monday Jokes, Meh Day Puns, Moon Day Humor
(Because Mon-dane Muck Day Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You've Stepped In A Big PIle of Monday!)

Pet Cat Says: I Hear It's Monday? Have a Mice Day!

Q. When are the most prescriptions for pain killers written by doctors?
A. Moan Day Mournings.

Q. Which day of the week gives psychiatrists a headache?
A. Mind Day.

Q. When do sarcastic people celebrate by taunting others?
A. Mock Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most sadistic?
A. Mean Day.

Q. Which weekday is the most unruly day of them all?
A. Mob Day.

Q. When do bros and dudes get together to party hearty?
A. Men Day.

Laughing Cat On the Moon Says: Happy MewnDay!

Green Alien Asks: If each day is a gift, where do I return Monday?

Q. Which angry day of the week has the worst temper?
A. Mad Day

Q. What is a wailing banshee's favorite day of the week?
A. Moan Day.

Q. When do gray aliens stop by the neighborhood to party?
A. On Moon-Day.

Q. What's the luna-est day of the week?
A. Moon Day.

Q. What is a sturdy steed's favorite day of the week?
A. Mount Day.

Q. When does the most overeating occur during the week?
A. Ton Day.

Dirty Pig Says: N's Day Is 2 Away, So Happy Mud-Day!

Q. Which day of the week keeps matchmakers busy?
A. Bond Day.

Q. What is a street mime's favorite day of the week?
A. Mum Day.

Q. Which day of the week is by far the most yucky?
A. Muck Day.

Q. When is Miss Piggy's favorite day of the week?
A. Moi Day.

Q. Which deadly day of the week do undertakers celebrate?
A. Morgue Day.

Q. When do the most gruesome, bloody murders occur?
A. Maul Day.

Bet dog wearing glasses and stethoscope says: Happy Med Day!

Hulk Says: Yuck, I just stepped in a big pile of Monday!

Q. Which day of the week do prospectors really dig?
A. Mine Day.

Q. Which day of the week is always the dirtiest?
A. Mud Day.

Q. Which day of the week is just a giant pile of crap?
A. Mound Day.

Q. Which day commemorates stinky, males with gross habits?
A. Man Ick Monday.

Q. Why don't cats like Monday?
A. The same reason they don't like Sunday, Saturday, Friday...

Q. Which day of the week excites coin collectors?
A. Mint Day.

If Monday was a hair style, it would be a mullet!

We need a day between Sunday & Monday. Let's call it Punday!

Q. Which day of the week is noted for messy hair styles?
A. Muss Day.

Q. Which day of the week do social media comedians like best?
A. Meme Day.

Q. What do little billy goats call their favorite day of the week?
A. Maa Day. '

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