Q.
What can you get online on Caturday that you can't get on
any other day of the week?
A. Lots of lynx!
Q.
Why was the Bob Cat in a bad mood at the Caturday speed
dating event?
A. Because he prefers to be called Robert.
Q.
When will you find the most inner city cats on the prowl
downtown?
A. Cat-Urb-Day.
Q.
Which day of the week features the most catty gossip online?
A. Chater-Day.
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Q.
Why couldn't the tired tiger get to sleep on Caturday night?
A. He had nothing to lion.
Saturday
Point to Ponder: Do rats fear Caturdays, or do they party
hearty and act as if there is no tomorrow, just like we
do?
Q.
When do cats shed the most hair all over the house?
A. Cat-Fur-Day.
Casual
Caturday Chat Up Line: Is
your daddy Tony, the Tiger? 'Cause you look grrreat!
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Q.
How can tigers just freely prowl around on Caturday without
being spotted?
A. 'Cause they're striped.
Q.
which day of the week ends with the most drunken female
felines?
A. Cat-Her-Sway.
Q.
Why do cats like Painful
Caturday Puns
all week long?
A. 'Cause they're claw-fully funny!
Caturday
Night Hookup Lion: Hey Kitty,
wanna play lion? Okay, you just kneel right there, and I'll
throw you my meat. |