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Q. What did the alien say to the feline? A. Take me to your litter!
Q. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

 


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('Cause Catty Jokes, Feline Funnies, and Purrfect Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Cat Lovers with Catnip!)
Warning: Every Day is Caturday Here! Meow-valous cat humor, funny feline jokes, and purr-fect puns ahead.
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Lion Says: Caturday is the Mane Event!A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse, with baited breath.Tiger Says: Caturday was going so well until I realized it was Sunday?

Q. Why did the lion feel sick after he'd eaten a priest?
A. Because it's hard to keep a good man down.

Q. Which day do lions eat people?
A. Chewsday!

Q. What do you call a bad event involving cats?
A. A catastrophe!

Feline Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey Kitty, an evening with me is like catnip 'cause I can make a cougar like you go wild.

Q. What did they call the house cat who was caught by the police?
A. The Purr-pet-rator.

Big Cat Pick-Up Line: Is your daddy Tony, the Tiger? 'Cause you look grrreat!

Q. What do you call it when a cat wins the dog show?
A. A Cat Has Trophy!

Feline Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey Kit, they call me the cat whisperer, 'cause I know exactly what a pussy needs.

Q. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A. Frostbite!

Q. What happened after the tiger ate a clown?
A. He felt funny.

Q. What do you call the charasmatic alley cat who was caught by the cops?
A. The purrrr-petrator.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey girl, you wanna play lion tamer? Okay, you get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.

Caturday Trivia: Which side of a tiger has the most stripes? A. The Outside!Q. What did the cat say after he lost all his money? A. I'm Paw!Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the ends of its paws, but a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.

Q. What is the biggest difference between a lion and a tiger?
A. A tiger is missing the mane part.

Q. Why was the lion tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.

Q. What do you call the sound your cat made right now?
A. Purr of the moment.

Q. What did the poker player do when his cat got hungry?
A. He fed the kitty.

Q. What happened after the cat swallowed a coin?
A. There was finally some money in the kitty!

Q. How do purrdy kitties describe themselves?
A. As Purr-fect!

Q. How does a cat sing the scales?
A. Do, Re, MeOW!

Q. What is a cat's favorite meal of the day?
A. Sup-purr!

Q. What is it called when a cat wins at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy!

Q. What happened to the adorable little kitten when she scratched her arm?
A. She felt a-cute pain!

Cuteness Overdose of the Day: I accidentally took my cat's meds today. No, please don't ask meow I'm doing!

Q. Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
A. So he wouldn't be spotted.

Q. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A. A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.Worf Asks: Why can't Klingon kids play in sandboxes? A. Cats keep trying to cover them up!Animal Pun: Q. How can a leopard change his spots? A. By Moving

Q. What do you call a cat that just ate a duck?
A. A duck-filled platy puss.

Q. Why is it so hard for leopards to escape from the zoo?
A. Because they're always spotted.

Me-Wow! Police are investigating a feline corpse that was found in a Xerox machine. They're calling it a copy cat killing.

Q. What do you call a lion wearing a very dapper hat?
A. A dandy lion!

Q. Which big cat should you never bet against?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. Who wrote the book, Noisy Wild Cats?
A. Rohr Ing Lyons.

Q. What did the mama house cat call her huge litter?
A. A kitten caboodle.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom.

Q. What is an African male lion's favorite USA state?
A. Maine.

Sheep Says to a Leopard: Caturday is not for the meek!Q. What do you call a frightened time lord? A A Gallifreydee cat!Animal Pun: The leopard was very good at guessing. He was always spot on!

Q. What do you call a cheetah running a Xerox machine?
A. A copy cat.

Q. What did the lioness say to her cub who was chasing a hunter?
A. Son, don't play with your food.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey Kitty, wanna play lion? Okay, you just kneel right there, and I'll throw you my meat.

Q. Which kind of cat chases camels across the dessert?
A. The cameleon.

Q. What do you call a teen-aged big cat with acne?
A. A dotted lion.

Feline Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, my cat is dead, so can I play with your pussy instead?

Q. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A. A sour puss.

Q. How does a big cat navigate his canoe?
A. He uses his r-oar!

Pick Up a Little Lion Line: Meow.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey babe, are you from Narnia? 'Cause you sure make my lion roar.

Q. Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? A. Santa Claws!Tiger Says: Caturday is a real snoozer!Q. What is a locksmith's favorite house pet? A. His Key-ty Cat!

Q. What do you call a cat that digs in the sand?
A. Sandy Claws.

Q. What do tigers sing at Christmas time?
A. Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells...

Feline Fine Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you a cat? 'Cause you're purrr-fect.

No Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you can trust me, 'cause I'm not a cheetah.

Q. Why are tigers considered very religious felines?
A. They prey frequently, and they prey as a family.

Q. What do you call a tiger that ate your mother's sister?
A. An aunt-eater.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!

Q. How many felines do you need for a square?
A. Four lions.

Q. What is by far the fiercest flower in the garden?
A. The tiger lily.

Feline Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey Kat, I hope you have pet insurance, 'cause I'm going destroy your pussy.

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