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Cat
Jokes, Feline Pet Humor, Purr-fect Cat Puns
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in for finicky feline humor, purr-dy kitty cat puns, me-wows and roaring
funny big cat jokes.
House Cat Jokes, Caturday Puns, Catty Humor
('Cause Catty Jokes, Feline
Funnies, and Purrfect Puns Couldn't Be TOO
Mainstream for Cat Lovers with Catnip!) |
Warning:
Every Day is Caturday Here! Meow-valous cat humor, funny feline
jokes, and purr-fect puns ahead.
| Feline Humor | Pet
Kitty Cat Jokes | 2 | 3
| Caturday Laughs | Pet
Animal Jokes | Vet Jokes |
| Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes | 2
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Puns
| Exotic Pets | Frog
Jokes | Snake Jokes |
Q.
Why did the lion feel sick after he'd eaten a priest?
A. Because it's hard to keep a good man down.
Q.
Which day do lions eat people?
A. Chewsday!
Q.
What do you call a bad event involving cats?
A. A catastrophe!
Feline
Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey
Kitty, an evening with me is like catnip 'cause I can make
a cougar like you go wild. |
Q.
What did they call the house cat who was caught by the police?
A. The Purr-pet-rator.
Big
Cat Pick-Up Line: Is your daddy
Tony, the Tiger? 'Cause you look grrreat!
Q.
What do you call it when a cat wins the dog show?
A. A Cat Has Trophy!
Feline
Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey
Kit, they call me the cat whisperer, 'cause I know
exactly what a pussy needs.
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Q.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A. Frostbite!
Q.
What happened after the tiger ate a clown?
A. He felt funny.
Q.
What do you call the charasmatic alley cat who was caught
by the cops?
A. The purrrr-petrator.
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey girl,
you wanna play lion tamer? Okay, you get on all fours and
I'll put my head in your mouth. |
Q.
What is the biggest difference between a lion and a tiger?
A. A tiger is missing the mane part.
Q.
Why was the lion tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.
Q.
What do you call the sound your cat made right now?
A. Purr of the moment.
Q.
What did the poker player do when his cat got hungry?
A. He fed the kitty. |
Q.
What happened after the cat swallowed a coin?
A. There was finally some money in the kitty!
Q.
How do purrdy kitties describe themselves?
A. As Purr-fect!
Q.
How does a cat sing the scales?
A. Do, Re, MeOW!
Q.
What is a cat's favorite meal of the day?
A. Sup-purr! |
Q.
What is it called when a cat wins at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy!
Q.
What happened to the adorable little kitten when she scratched
her arm?
A. She felt a-cute pain!
Cuteness
Overdose of the Day: I accidentally took my cat's meds today.
No, please don't ask meow I'm doing!
Q.
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
A. So he wouldn't be spotted. |
Q.
What do you call a cat that just ate a duck?
A. A duck-filled platy puss.
Q.
Why is it so hard for leopards to escape from the zoo?
A. Because they're always spotted.
Me-Wow!
Police are investigating a feline corpse that was found
in a Xerox machine. They're calling it a copy cat
killing. |
Q.
What do you call a lion wearing a very dapper hat?
A. A dandy lion!
Q.
Which big cat should you never bet against?
A. A Cheetah!
Q.
Who wrote the book, Noisy Wild Cats?
A. Rohr Ing Lyons. |
Q.
What did the mama house cat call her huge litter?
A. A kitten caboodle.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom.
Q.
What is an African male lion's favorite USA state?
A. Maine. |
Q.
What do you call a cheetah running a Xerox machine?
A. A copy cat.
Q.
What did the lioness say to her cub who was chasing a hunter?
A. Son, don't play with your food.
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey Kitty,
wanna play lion? Okay, you just kneel right there, and I'll
throw you my meat. |
Q.
Which kind of cat chases camels across the dessert?
A. The cameleon.
Q.
What do you call a teen-aged big cat with acne?
A. A dotted lion.
Feline
Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey
bae, my cat is dead, so can I play with your pussy instead?
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Q.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A. A sour puss.
Q.
How does a big cat navigate his canoe?
A. He uses his r-oar!
Pick
Up a Little Lion Line: Meow.
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey babe,
are you from Narnia? 'Cause you sure make my lion roar.
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Q.
What do you call a cat that digs in the sand?
A. Sandy Claws.
Q.
What do tigers sing at Christmas time?
A. Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells...
Feline
Fine Chat Up Line: Hey
there, are you a cat? 'Cause you're purrr-fect.
No
Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, you can trust me, 'cause I'm not a cheetah. |
Q.
Why are tigers considered very religious felines?
A. They prey frequently, and they prey as a family.
Q.
What do you call a tiger that ate your mother's sister?
A. An aunt-eater.
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey baby,
wanna play lion? You can be the meat!
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Q.
How many felines do you need for a square?
A. Four lions.
Q.
What is by far the fiercest flower in the garden?
A. The tiger lily.
Feline
Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey
Kat, I hope you have pet insurance, 'cause I'm going destroy
your pussy. |
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Feline Humor | Pet
Kitty Cat Jokes | 2 | 3
| Caturday Laughs | Wildcat
Humor, Lion Jokes |
| Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Pet Animal Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | Vet Jokes
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| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes, Quack Puns, and
Loon Laughs | 2 | Goose
Humor |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Jokes
| Rabbit Jokes and Funny Bunny
Puns |
| Exotic Pet and Reptile Puns |
Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | Snake
Jokes | Scary Animal Jokes |
| Farm Animals |
Horse Jokes | Wild Animal Jokes |
Colorado Animal Jokes | Party
Animal Grins |
| Animal Sports Humor | Animal
Music Jokes | Christmas Animal Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines |

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