| Q.
Why did the lion feel sick after he'd eaten a priest?
A. Because it's hard to keep a good man down.
Me-Wow!
Police are investigating a feline corpse that was found
in a Xerox machine. They're calling it a copy cat
killing.
Q.
Which day do lions eat people?
A. Chewsday!
No
Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, you can trust me, 'cause I'm not a cheetah.
Q.
What do you call the sound your cat made right now?
A. Purr of the moment. |
Q.
What is your pet dog's favorite dessert?
A. Pupcakes!
Q.
What do pampered pet dogs really enjoy for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs!
Q.
What is a sure sign Fido got into tonight's dessert?
A. Pudding on the dog.
Q.
Which type of chair does a big tired dog prefer?
A. A bark-a-lounger.
Q.
What do you say to a show dog wearing stilettos?
A. Heel!
|
Q.
What kind of fish plays the guitar?
A. Bassist.
Q.
What do you call a dangerous fish that drinks too much?
A. A beer-a-cuda!
Q.
How can you tell if your aquarium has extra bubbles because
your clown fish just farted?
A. It smells funny.
Q.
What do you call a lonesome fish?
A. Sole.
Q.
Which pop and soul superstar adores fish, especially bluefin,
yellowfin, and albacore?
A. Tuna Turner. |
