House Cat Jokes, Pretty Kitty Puns 2

House Cat Jokes, Pretty Kitty Puns, Kitten Humor
(Because Magic Kit Jokes and Purr-fect Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Looking for the Paws Button!)

q. What did the cat say after eating two robins ying in the sun? A. I just love Baskin Robins!

Grinning Cat Says: Yesterday Was Caturday, So I'm Just Chillin' In the Sun!

Yes, I know I got hair all over the couch. It's called fur-niture, isn't it?

Q. What do you get when you cross a a baby chicken with an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom.

Q. Which cat escorts Yetis covertly up and around on Mt. Everest?
A. A Sher-Paw.

Q. Why do Tom and Kitty enjoy Painful cat Puns so much?
A. 'Cause they're claw-fully funny!

Q. How does a hep cat refer to his living quarters?
A. As his scratch pad.

Q. How do you stop a robotic cat from destroying your furniture?
A. Use the paws button.

Q. Which kind of domestic feline is really good at tricks and illusions?
A. A Magic Kit.

Q. How does a scaredy-cat answer the phone? a. Yellow?

Q. What happens if a dog chases a cat into a geyser? A. It rains cats and dogs!

Q. What does a frustrated kitty cat say when she's trapped in a cardboard box?
A. Let me-owt!

Q. What was the programmer's cat doing on the computer?
A. Just playing with the mouse.

Q. What is it called when a cat unexpectedly wins the dog show?
A. A Cat Has Trophy!

Q. What is a catalyst?
A. An alphabetized ordering encompassig various felines.

Q. How do city cats keep their alley free of criminal activity?
A. They use claw enforcement.

Q. Why did local claw enforcemnt arrest the alley cat?
A. 'Cause he was a suspect in a feline-y.

Laughing cat says: Happy Daturday, and I do mean Happy!

Q. What do you call it when somebody says "Scat Scat" to a stray cat? A. A pair of shoos!

Q. What is an octopus? A. An eight-sided cat!

Q. Why do pampered house cats always get their own way?
A. They know how to purr-suade their cat lady.

Q. How can you tell if a feline is a snob?
A. By her purr-snickedy cat-titude, or lack there of.

Q. Which kind of house cat is best at roughing it in the great outdoors?
A. A Survival Kit.

Q. What do you call a tragic event involving felines?
A. A Catastrophe!

Q. What do biologists call the cat who ate the duck?
A. A duck-filled fatty-puss.

Q. What are the other alley cats calling the feline felon who was caught by claw enforcement?
A. The Purr-pet-rator.

Wolf jumping over kitten: It's Another Wuff Caturday Night!

Cool cats are Denver Broncos fans. Me-Wow!

Laughing Cat On the Moon Says: Happy MewnDay!

Q. What do you call a line of black cats walking under a ladder?
A. A Purr-ade.

Q. Why was the little kitten still so small?
A. 'Cause she refused to drink anything but condensed milk!

Q. What did the cat say when the Denver Broncos lost the big game in overtime?
A. You gotta be kitten me!

Q. How do pretty kitty cats describe themselves?
A. As Purr-fect!

Q. What is a happy hard-working barn cat's favorite song?
A. Three Blind Mice.

Q. What does a confused kitty say about Painful cat Puns?
A. Mew know, I'm so purr-plexed.

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mew-tant humor, claw-ful jokes and purr-plexing painful puns to paws for:

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