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Alley
Cat Jokes, Peeping Tom Puns, Feline Funs
Mew
along with purr-plexing cat-itude puns, pam-purred pet LOLs, and claw
enforcement jokes.
House Cat Jokes, Pretty Kitty Puns,
Kitten Humor
(Because Magic Kit Jokes and
Purr-fect Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're
Looking for the Paws Button!) |
Warning:
Purr-ceed with Caution! Survival kit jokes, hep cat humor, and purr-snickedy
pussy puns ahead.
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Pet
Animal Jokes | Vet Jokes |
| Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes | 2
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Puns
| Exotic Pets | Frog
Jokes | Snake Jokes |
Q. What do you get when you cross a a baby chicken with
an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom.
Q. Which cat escorts Yetis covertly up and around on Mt.
Everest?
A. A Sher-Paw. |
Q.
Why do Tom and Kitty enjoy Painful
cat Puns
so much?
A. 'Cause they're claw-fully funny!
Q.
How does a hep cat refer to his living quarters?
A. As his scratch pad.
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Q.
How do you stop a robotic cat from destroying your furniture?
A. Use the paws button.
Q.
Which kind of domestic feline is really good at tricks and
illusions?
A. A Magic Kit. |
Q.
What does a frustrated kitty cat say when she's trapped
in a cardboard box?
A. Let me-owt!
Q.
What was the programmer's cat doing on the computer?
A. Just playing with the mouse. |
Q. What is it called when a cat unexpectedly wins the dog
show?
A. A Cat Has Trophy!
Q.
What is a catalyst?
A. An alphabetized ordering encompassig various felines.
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Q.
How do city cats keep their alley free of criminal activity?
A. They use claw enforcement.
Q.
Why did local claw enforcemnt arrest the alley
cat?
A. 'Cause he was a suspect in a feline-y. |
Q. Why do pampered house cats always get their own way?
A. They know how to purr-suade their cat lady.
Q.
How can you tell if a feline is a snob?
A. By her purr-snickedy cat-titude, or lack there
of. |
Q. Which kind of house cat is best at roughing it in the
great outdoors?
A. A Survival Kit.
Q.
What do you call a tragic event involving felines?
A. A Catastrophe!
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Q. What do biologists call the cat who ate the duck?
A. A duck-filled fatty-puss.
Q.
What are the other alley cats calling the feline felon who
was caught by claw enforcement?
A. The Purr-pet-rator. |
Q.
What do you call a line of black cats walking under a ladder?
A. A Purr-ade.
Q.
Why was the little kitten still so small?
A. 'Cause she refused to drink anything but condensed milk!
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Q. What did the cat say when the Denver Broncos lost the
big game in overtime?
A. You gotta be kitten me!
Q.
How do pretty kitty cats describe themselves?
A. As Purr-fect! |
Q.
What is a happy hard-working barn cat's favorite song?
A. Three Blind Mice.
Q.
What does a confused kitty say about Painful
cat Puns?
A. Mew know, I'm so purr-plexed. |
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Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Wildcat
Humor, Lion Jokes |
| Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Pet Animal Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | Vet Jokes
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| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes, Quack Puns, and
Loon Laughs | 2 | Goose
Humor |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Jokes
| Rabbit Jokes and Funny Bunny
Puns |
| Exotic Pet and Reptile Puns |
Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | Snake
Jokes | Scary Animal Jokes |
| Farm Animals |
Horse Jokes | Wild Animal Jokes |
Colorado Animal Jokes | Party
Animal Grins |
| Animal Sports Humor | Animal
Music Jokes | Christmas Animal Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines |

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Weather Jokes |
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