What happens when you buy a pet mini donkey?
A. You get a little ass.
What do you get if you cross a pet donkey and a motorcycle?
A. A Yam-Hee-Haw.
What do you call a donkey with a Ph.D?
A. A smart ass!
Chat Up Line: Hey there,
I bet the other donkeys are jealous 'cause that's one fine
Which kind of dog chases anything red?
A. A bulldog!
dog, Minton, ate two shuttlecocks. Bad, bad, Minton!
What is a prize fighter's favorite dog?
A. The Boxer.
dogs meet on the street and do a ritual sniff. One turns
to the other and says, "I don't recall your name, but
the feces familiar."
really enjoy hisss-terical puns!
What is it called when a rattlesnake can't produce venom?
A. E-reptile dysfunction!
Which kind of pet snake likes to keep his car clean?
A. The Windshield Viper!
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I hear you like reptiles? I've got
one right here called a trouser snake.