| Q.
What should you do if you walk up on a tiger and a jaguar?
A. Jump in the Jag, and drive away quick!
Q.
What do you call a tiger that ate your mother's sister?
A. An aunt-eater.
Q.
What happened after the tiger ate a clown?
A. He felt funny.
Wild
Cat Point to Ponder: Why do we hear so much about the eye
of the TIGER? What about the other four letters?
Q.
What does a tiger call his reflection?
A. A copycat.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a tiger with a parrot?
A. Who know? But, you'd better listen when it talks.
Q.
What happened when a mad scientist transformed a tiger into
a horse?
A. Don't worry. It's in stable condition.
Q.
How does a she tiger introduce herself to the new neighbors?
A. Pleased to eat you!
Q.
How does a tiger stop a video?
A. He just hits the paws button.
Q.
What did the wild cat say when he was rushing to the restroom?
A. Get otta my way! I'm about to puma pants!
Q.
Which journalist covered the story about the baby lions
at the zoo?
A. The cub reporter. |
Q.
Why is it so hard for leopards to escape from the zoo?
A. Because they're always spotted.
Q.
Why did the little leopard always lose at Hide 'N Go Seek?
A. 'Cause he was aloways spotted.
Q.
What did the leopard at the zoo say after eating a hot dog?
A. Yum, that really hit the spot.
Q.
What happens after a leopard takes a long shower?
A. He's spotless!
Q.
Which side of a snow leopard has the most spots?
A. The outside.
Q.
Why are black panthers so much stealthier than cheetahs
and leopards?
A. Because they're never spotted.
Q.
What do you call a lion cat that dresses in leopard
print camouflage?
A. A big cheetah!
No
Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, you can trust me, 'cause I'm not a cheetah.
Q.
Why shouldn't you golf in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs there.
Q.
Why was the spotted cat disqualified from the Olympics?
A. He was a confirmed Cheetah.
Wild
Cat Pun Fact of the Day: Once you've witnessed a lion take
down a wildebeest, you've seen a maul.
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Q.
What do you call a young dishonest cat?
A. A lyin' cub.
Q.
How do big lazy cats spend their spare time?
A. Just lion around!
Q.
What do religious lions say while getting ready for dinner?
A. Let us prey.
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey baby,
wanna play lion? You can be the meat!
Q.
What do you get when you cross a lion with an eagle?
A. A griffin.
Q.
What is a one-eyed cougar called?
A. A Mountain L on.
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey babe,
are you from Narnia? 'Cause you sure make my lion roar.
Q.
Why are Michigan residents big fans of The Lion King?
A. 'Cauee they get to see Lions winning for a change.
Q.
Which kind of big cat chases camels across the dessert?
A. The cameleon.
Q.
What did the lion in the closet say to the inquisitive white
witch?
A. It's Narnia business..
A
lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. Bartender
says, "Get out. I ain't serving Narnia."
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