Q.
What do you call a lion cat that dresses in leopard
print camouflage?
A. A big cheetah!
Q.
What do you call a waivering wild cat that's never on time?
A. Oce-late.
Q.
What do you call a stoner cheetah pothead?
A. Cheetoast.
No
Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you can trust me, 'cause I'm
not a cheetah. |
Q.
What did the puma say to the jaguar at the poker party?
A. I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Q.
What can you use to find cheetahs in the jungle?
A. A lion detector.
Q.
How do you refer to a male cheetah?
A. He-tah.
Q.
What was the name of King Arthur's pet wild cat?
A. Sir Ocelot.
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Q.
Why did the little leopard always lose at Hide 'N Go Seek?
A. 'Cause he was always spotted.
Q.
What do you call a bad event involving leopards, jaguars,
and cheetahs?
A. A catastrophe!
Q.
What do leopards enjoy every afternoon?
A. A spot of tea.
Q.
Which kind of flowers do cheetahs, leopards, and ocelots
like best?
A. Rosettes. |
