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Q. Which street do lions prefer to live on? a. Mane Street!
Q. Why didn't the lion eat the detective? A. Because he was under cover!

Lion Says: Caturday is the Mane Event!


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Lion Jokes, Mane Puns, King of the Jungle LOLs
(Because What's My Lion Jokes and Lion Kink Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream, But NOT Narnia Business!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Dotted lion jokes, mane stream humor, poo-ma LOLs and preyful lion puns ahead.
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q. What do you call a lion that chases camels across the desert? a. Chameleon!Q. what happens when a lion runs into a train at the station? a. It's the end of the lion1Q. What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting? A. Let Us Prey!

Q. What do you call a big cat in a boxing ring?
A. The punch lion.

Q. Why is the solitary lion so humble?
A. He has no pride.

Q. How does a lion like his steak?

Q. What do you call a sexually deviant jungle cat?
A. The Lion Kink.

Mane Event Hookup Line: Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!

Q. Why are Michigan residents big fans of The Lion King?
A. 'Cauee they get to see Lions winning for a change.

Q. What did the lion in the closet say to the inquisitive white witch?
A. It's Narnia business..

A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Get out. I ain't serving Narnia."

Q. What did the lion say when he wanted the others to butt out?
A. Narnia business.

Q. What happened after the lion ate a comedian?
A. He felt funny.

Q. What did the wild cat say while he was rushing to the restroom?
A. Get otta my way! I'm about to puma pants!

Q. Why did the new designer line of Puma jeans really stink and fail?
A. Because they named them Puma Pants.

Q. Which classic TV game show do wild cats like?
A. What's My Lion?

Q. How does a lion stop a video? A. He hits the paws button!Q. What do you call the lion that ate your mom's sister? A. an aunt eater!Q. What does a lion use to brush his mane? a. A catacomb!

Q. What is the worst thing about lion jokes?
A. You're bound to get that inane Lion King song stuck in your head. You know it's just a whim away...

Q. Where will you find the king of the jungle while on safari?
A. In your lion of sight.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Serengeti antelope with a lion?
A. A gnu-gar.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bear with a mountain lion?
A. Pooh-ma.

Q. Why did the lion feel sick after he'd eaten a priest?
A. Because it's hard to keep a good man down.

Q. Where do many mountain lions live in the Pacific Northwest?
A. Roar-egon.

Q. How does an animal psychologst deterj8he a crazy lion's personality type?
A. With a Roar-schach test.

Q. Who takes care of wild cat cubs with diarrhea?
A. Their poo-ma.

Q. Which PBS news program is produced by the king of the jungle?
A. Front Lion.

Q. What do you call a teen-aged big cat with acne?
A. The dotted lion.

Q. How do you know male lions are not hipsters?
A. 'Cause lions are really into the mane stream.

Q. What do the other lions call the guy who did a bad job of shaving his mane?
A. Scar.

Q. What is a lion's favorite state? A. Maine!Q. What is a lion's favorite cookie? A. Chocolate Chimp!Q. What do you get if you cross a watch dog and a lion/ A. A terrier-fied postman!

Q. Where do Colorado mountain lions like to jave loud parties?
A. Along the Roaring Fork River.

Q. What is the biggest difference between a lion and a tiger?
A. A tiger is missing the mane part.

Q. Which road do many male lions reside near?
A. Mane Street.

Q. Which bus route is the fastest to the new big cat habitat at the city zoo?
A. The mane lion.

Q. What do lions say at midnight on New Year's Eve?
A. Mane-y happy returns.

Q. What did the lioness say to her cub who was chasing a hunter?
A. Son, don't play with your food.

Q. Which day of the week do lions like to eat people?
A. Chewsday.

Q. Where do lions like to vacation in Germany?
A. The Roar River valley.

Q. What ddid Dr. Frankenstein get when he crossed a lion with a wild canine?
A. A roar-wolf.

Q. What type of animal is a wild cat with a mane?
A. A free lion.

Q. Why shouldn't you ever do math with a lion?
A. 'Cause if you calculate 4+4, you're gonna get ate!

Q. What do you get when you cross a lion with an eagle?
A. A griffin.

Q. What does the king of the jungle use to catch catfish?
A. His fishing lion.

Q. Which part of Africa has the most lions?
A. The mane land.

Q. What scares even the king of the jungle?
A. A roaring fire.

Q. How do you get an escaped lion back in his habitat? A. With a bargaining chinp!Q. Why is the desert lion a favorite at christmas time? A. because he has sandy claws!Smiling male lion says: Happy Caturday!

Q. Who wrote the worst selling book, Noisy Wild Cats of Narnia?
A. Rohr Ing Lyons.

No Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you can trust me, 'cause I'm not a cheetah.

Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a puma?
A. A roo-gar.

Q. How do you keep in touch with the king of the jungle?
A. Just drop him a lion.

Q. Which animated film was about a farting lion that needed to poop?
A. The Lion Stink.

Q. Where do many mountain lions prefer to give birth in Colorado?
A. Outside Den-ver.

Q. How do you know you're a cheesy singer?
A. Your urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

Q. What do you get when you cross a skunk with a mountain lion?
A. A pew-ma.

Q. What is the most exclusive place to hang out in the jungle?
A. A lion's den.

Q. Where does it rain the most in Narnia?
A. Mane-ly on the plain.

Q. What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A. A tiger always tells the truth. The other one's a lion.

Q. What do you call a lion cat that dresses in leopard print camouflage?
A. A big cheetah!

Gardening Trivia: Did you know the cheetah is faster dandelion?

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a cougar?
A. A moo-gar.

Q. What is a dandy-lion?
A. A big wild cat wearing a dapper hat.

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