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Q. Who wrote the worst selling book, Noisy Wild Cats of
Narnia?
A. Rohr Ing Lyons.
No
Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you can trust me, 'cause I'm
not a cheetah.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a puma?
A. A roo-gar.
Q.
How do you keep in touch with the king of the jungle?
A. Just drop him a lion.
Q.
Which animated film was about a farting lion that needed
to poop?
A. The Lion Stink. |
Q.
Where do many mountain lions prefer to give birth in Colorado?
A. Outside Den-ver.
Q.
How do you know you're a cheesy singer?
A. Your urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a
whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a skunk with a mountain lion?
A. A pew-ma.
Q.
What is the most exclusive place to hang out in the jungle?
A. A lion's den.
Q.
Where does it rain the most in Narnia?
A. Mane-ly on the plain. |
Q.
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A. A tiger always tells the truth. The other one's a lion.
Q.
What do you call a lion cat that dresses in leopard
print camouflage?
A. A big cheetah!
Gardening
Trivia: Did you know the cheetah is faster dandelion?
Q.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a cougar?
A. A moo-gar.
Q.
What is a dandy-lion?
A. A big wild cat wearing a dapper hat. |
