| Q.
What do you call a hippo that found some magic mushrooms?
A. Trippy-potamus.
Q.
What is an Edgar Allan hippo?
A. A Hip-Poe-potamus.
Q.
What do you call a hippo that's a poet's inspiration?
A. Hippopota-muse.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a hippo with Maya Angeou?
A. Hip-poem-potamus. |
Q.
Which kind of hippo likes to play heavenly music?
A. A Harp-opotamus.
Q.
What do you call a dancing hippo that takes it all off?
A. Stripper-potamus.
Q.
What is a hippo dominatrix called?
A. Whip-opotamus.
Q.
What is a Hip Ho?
A. A hippopotamus hooker.
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Q.
What sort of error do you get if you cross a tiger with
a hippopotamus?
A. A ti-po.
Q.
What do you call a hippo with a negative attitude?
A. Hip-NO-potamus.
Q.
What do you call a hippo that goes, "Nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck?"
A. Hip-Moe-potamus.
Q.
What do you call the shortest hippo?
A. Hip-low-potamus. |
