Jokes, Toilet Humor, Shitty Puns
explosive poop puns, the runs humor, trots LOLs and Montezuma's revenge
Proceed with Caution! Run-on humor, Dehli belly jokes, loose laughs
and watery poop puns ahead.
Crappy Jokes, Dire Rear Puns, Diarrhea Humor
(Because Fast Moving Diarrhea
Jokes and Shitty Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
When You've Got the Trots!)
Diarrhea Jokes | Constipated
Jokes | Turd Jokes, Crap Puns
| Outhouse Jokes, Porta Potty Puns
| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes | Urine
Jokes, Pee Puns, #1 Humor | Potty
Training Jokes |
| Sewer Humor | Fart
Jokes | Men's Room Jokes | Superhero
Loo LOLs | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
| Bath Time Jokes | Lady's
Room Jokes | Animal Poop Puns |
Manure LOLs | Gas
Station Jokes |
What do you call a book in the bathroom that you write your
personal thoughts in?
A. A diarrhea.
you hear about the guy who was suffering from diarrhea for
the past few days? He's finally making some solid progress
What's the definition of bravery and guts?
A. A guy with diarrhea chancing a fart.
How did the runway model with diarrhea make a fashion faux
A. She had a run in her stockings.
you hear about the guy with diarrhea? The doctor gave him
pills and told him to take one after each episode. Unfortunately,
all the episodes were reruns...
you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yes, it runs
in your jeans.
When is the best time to have diarrhea?
A. When you're playing Scrabble, 'cause that's worth a shit
load of points.
How are gullies and humans alike?
A. Both can get the runs... EW!
Why is the name diarrhea so appropriate?
A. Because it perfectly describes a dire rear!
What happened when the guy called in sick to work because
he had diarrhea?
A. His boss told him to get his shit together.
What did the priest with diarrhea say before he flushed
A. Holy Crap!
Which dance do you want to avoid after eating Thanksgiving
A. The Turkey Trots.
What did the guy with diarrhea say to the guy with constipation?
A. I shit, you not!
What did diarrhea say to poop?
A. Wow, you really are in shape!
What is the most nerve-wracking moment in the life of a
A. Attempting your first silent fart after a bout of diarrhea.
How do you describe the flavor of that pink upset stomach
gas, diarrhea medicine?
say love is the best feeling ever. But I think finding a
toilet when you're having a sudden attack of diarrhea is
you hear about the new book about diarrhea? It flows really
Why was a guy happy about having diarrhea, hemorrhoids,
and eczema last week?
A. Because it was the first time he'd ever won a game of
What do you call an eskimo's diarrhea?
A. A poopsicle.
How do you describe running out of toilet paper when you
A. A very bad shit-uation!
Which diarrhea medication are physicians most hesitant to
When you have diarrhea, how do you get the bathroom unlocked
in a hurry?
A. Use a doo-key!
Which OTC diarrhea medication causes people to steal it
from the pharmacy?
How did one guy get over his chronic diarrhea?
A. He made some positive lifestyle changes and really got
his shit together.
Where does a pirate go when he has diarrrhea?
A. The poop deck.
What do you call a vegan with violent diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter.
bats were just hanging out when one asks the other,
"Do you remember your worst day last year?" Second
bat replies, "Yeah, the day I had diarrhea."
What do you call a tiny arachnid with a nasty case of diarrhea?
A. An itsy shitsy spider.
you hear about the guy who claims he gets diarrhea every
time he goes to Taco Bell? Moron! Why doesn't he just order
Point to Ponder: If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea,
does that mean that 1 in 5 enjoy it?
you hear about the guy who claimed smoking cannabis was
giving him diarrhea? His doctor told him to shit and get
off the pot.
What should you say to somebody is anxious about having
A. Dude, don't lose your shit!
Sick Medical Jokes | Doctor
Jokes, Nurse Puns | Germ Jokes
| Druggist Jokes | Brown
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A. Lots and lots of room!
Point to Ponder: Can eating prunes give you a run for your
one more great diarrhea joke, but we're going to leave it
out because the punch line really stinks.
What do you call a magical poop surprise?
What did the diarrhea say to the fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away!
hear a diarrhea joke? Oh, wait! Please hold that thought...
Joke of the Day: Diarrhea is no laughing matter.
Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A. Because they don't want to give away their iPU
How do you say diarrhea in French?
A. Eau Shit!
What do you call it when you get diarrhea after eating at
a German restaurant?
A. The wurst.
What did Doctor McCoy call the diarrhea outbreak on the
A. Star Trek Reruns!
farted at work today. They called in the plumbers to look
for a leak in the sewage system.
Why do farts smell?
A. For the benefit of the hearing impared.
| Diarrhea Jokes | Constipation
Jokes and Proctologist Puns | Turd
Jokes and Crap Puns | 2 |
| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
| Shower Jokes, Bath Puns | Potty
Trained Puns | Porta Potty
Jokes and Outhouse Puns |
| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
Laughs | Yellow Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
Jokes, Stinking Funny Puns |
| Plumber Jokes and Sewer Humor
| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Janitor
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns
| Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 |
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Jokes | Music Humor | Police
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Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes |
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