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Bathroom
Humor, Crappy Puns, Toilet Jokes
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Toilet Humor, Bathroom Jokes, Stinky Puns
(Because White Toilets Couldn't
Be TOO Mainstream and Sh*tty Bathroom Puns Could
Make You Run and Flush!) |
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Do Proceed with Caution! Crappy toilet humor, stinky jokes,
loo laughs and poop-ular puns ahead.
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| Toilet Humor | Toilet
Paper Jokes | Urine Jokes, Pee
Puns, #1 Humor | Potty Training
Jokes |
| Turd Jokes, Crap Puns | Constipated
Jokes | Diarrhea Jokes
| Outhouse Jokes, Porta Potty Puns
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| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room LOLs | Bath Time LOLs
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Sewer Humor | Superhero
Loo LOLs | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
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Q.
Where does a pirate go when he has diarrrhea?
A. The poop deck.
Q.
What is the most nerve-wracking moment in the life of a
guy?
A. Attempting your first silent fart after a bout of diarrhea.
Q.
Why are turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q.
What's it called when a skeleton poops in your toilet and
doesn't flush?
A. A spooky dookie. |
Q.
What do both your toilet and butt call it when a giant turd
is on the way?
A. A groaner.
Q.
Why are constipated people so stinking rude?
A. They just don't give a crap.
Q.
How do you know if a toilet is lying to you?
A. Just look inside to see if it's full of shit.
Pooper
Scooper: Dude, I make $500 a week picking up dog sh*t.
Dude: That's gross.
Pooper Scooper: No, that's net.
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Q.
Why don't elevators have toilets?
A. Because that's taking shit to a whole new level.
Q.
What did the guy say to the blonde when he playfully slapped
her butt?
A. Hi, Poopsie!
Q.
Who does a toilet call when it has plumbing problems ?
A. A Plunger.
Q.
Why don't skeletons ever fart in front of others?
A. Because they don't have the guts. |
Q.
What did the rectum say to the toilet?
A. There goes all my hard work, right down the drain.
Q.
What is the lament of sad poop spiraling toward an anus?
A. The end is near!
When
the plumber broke up with his girlfriend, he said, "It's
over, Flo."
Did
you hear about the toilet that plays ABBA songs when you
flush it? What a loo! |
Q.
Why don't farts graduate from school?
A. Because they always end up getting expelled!
Q.
How can you tell your toilet paper has a great sense of
humor?
A. Because it always cracks up in a shitty situation!
Q.
What do you call it when you have a nightmare about a national
toilet paper shortage?
A. The shittiest dream ever! |
Q.
What does a female snake do after using the toilet?
A. Viper stuff!
Q.
What will archaeologists call a crappy cop after a successful
weight reduction diet a million years from now?
A. A Coprolite.
Did
you hear about the plumbers who went to Vegas to play some
craps? They were on a real roll until their luck crapped
out. |
Here
I sit to take a sh*t, I pushed a load but nothing showed.
Then I realized something was amiss, because I initially
came in here to piss.
Q.
What does a baker call it when he's stealing away in the
restroom for a moment?
A. Pinching a loaf.
Q.
What did the convenience store clerk say to the customer
who asked if they had a public restroom?
A. Urine Luck. |
Restroom
Tip of the Day: If you see a baby owl in the toilet, don't
flush it because you aren't supposed to flush moist
owlets.
Q.
What do a toilet and a library have in common?
A. Both are places assholes go to be loud and obnoxious.
Q.
What is another name for the handicapped stall in the restroom?
A. A handicrapped zone.
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Today's
TP Trivial Factoid of the Day: When it comes to recycling
toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of
it!
Q.
Why didn't toilet paper with Sudoku puzzles printed on it
ever take off?
A. Because you can't complete the puzzles with only #1 and
#2!
Q.
How is patience like a roll of toilet paper?
A. The bigger the asshole, the faster you run out of it.
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Q.
Why did the guy name his toilet Jim?
A. So that he could tell everybody that he goes to the Jim
everyday.
Q.
How did the hospital basketball league end the season?
A. Urologist's team came in #1, but proctologists were a
solid #2.
What
idiot named it Erectile Dysfunction instead of Ballzheimer's?
Betting his name was Ed. |
Q.
What is the difference between Mozart and methane?
A. One is music to your ears and the other is music from
the rear.
Q.
What is a fart?
A. The lonely cry of an abandoned turd.
Flatuent
Point to Ponder: If people talk about you behind you back,
is that the same as a fart?
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Q.
Why did the guy have to take a urine test today?
A. His kleptomania had gotten out of hand...
Q.
Why is it called a urine test?
A. Because if you fail it, urine trouble.
Q.
What degree do you need to examine video urine samples made
at various resolutions?
A. A peeH.d. |
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Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
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| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
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| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
| Constipation Jokes and Proctologist
Puns | Diarrhea Jokes
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| Shower Jokes, Bath Puns | Potty
Trained Puns | Porta Potty
Jokes and Outhouse Puns |
| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
Laughs | Yellow Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
Jokes, Stinking Funny Puns |
| Plumber Jokes and Sewer Humor
| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Janitor
Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
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