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Bathroom
Humor, Toilet Puns, Shitty Jokes
Go
with the flow to flush out putrid potty puns, stinking funny toilet humor,
and crappy loo jokes.
Toilet Jokes, Bathroom Humor, Crappy Puns
('Cause Shitty Toilet Jokes
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream and Funny Pee Puns
May Make You Leak Laughter!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Peril! Urine for bathroom humor, lavatory
laughs, John jokes and pisser puns.
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Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns
and Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
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| Toilet Humor | Toilet
Paper Jokes | Urine Jokes, Pee
Puns, #1 Humor | Potty Training
Jokes |
| Turd Jokes, Crap Puns | Constipated
Jokes | Diarrhea Jokes
| Outhouse Jokes, Porta Potty Puns
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| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room LOLs | Bath Time LOLs
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Sewer Humor | Superhero
Loo LOLs | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
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Q.
Why is there so much toilet paper in the US Capitol building?
A. Because there are so many assholes there!
Q.
How do you describe running out of toilet paper when you
have diarrhea?
A. A very bad shit-uation!
Q.
Why is it so easy for plumbers in Holland to remove clogs?
A. They just kick back and remove their shoes. |
Q.
Why do some scientists have cameras on their toilets?
A. Because they want to see their pee HD.
Q.
If you're American in the living room what are you in the
bathroom?
A. European.
Q.
Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A. Because they don't want to give away their IP
or iPU address!
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Q.
What is the definition of bravery and guts?
A. A guy with diarrhea chancing a fart.
Q.
What happened to the guy who did a study on the minimal
amount of toilet paper that can be used?
A. He had a real breakthrough.
Q.
What did the shrink say to the guy who was compelled to
use far too much toilet paper?
A. You are just being anal. |
Q.
What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
A. The Super Bowl!
Q.
What slogan did the PR firm come up with to promote the
new high tech toilet?
A. Seat Yourself.
Q.
Are poop jokes the most popular toilet humor theme?
A. No, butt they are a solid #2! |
Q.
Why are men's farts louder than lady farts?
A. Because men have a microphone and two speakers.
Gassy
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, somebody
farted, so lets get out of here, NOW!
Q.
What do you name a pet cat that always eats beans?
A. Puss 'n Toots. |
Tragedy
is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an
open sewer and die.
– Mel Brooks
Q.
Why did the plumber finally propose to his girlfriend?
A. He was ready to take the plunge.
Q.
What kind of car did the superstitious man get to prevent
constipation?
A. A BMW. |
Q.
What do you call a tiny arachnid with a nasty case of diarrhea?
A. An itsy shitsy spider.
Q.
Why do pterodactyls pee on the side of the toilet bowl at
night?
A. Because the P is silent.
Two
little doo-dles sitting in a potty, one went down, but the
other did notty. Time to call the plumber... |
Q.
Why did the contestant miss the word constipation
at the spelling bee?
A. Because that shit was harder than he'd thought.
Q.
Why should you never trust anyone with constipation?
A. Because they really are full of shit.
Q.
What did the feces call the lies some turd told him?
A. Poop Fiction!
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Urine
it to win it?
Pee
Point to Ponder: Do funny urine jokes piss you off?
Q.
What did the Urologist say to his honey on February 14?
A. Will you pee my Valentine?
Your
kidney stone test came back. You didn't pass... |
When
you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter...
Holy Crap! Diarrhea!
Q.
What does a superstitious man say to prevent constipation
when he sees a stray cat?
A. Skat!
Super
Shitty Joke of the Day: Constipation is no laughing matter!
Q.
What's it called when a big scary ghost poops in your toilet
and doesn't flush?
A. A spooky dookie. |
Did
you hear about the urologist and psychiatrist who opened
a practice together? They call it Franks and Beans.
Q.
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A. One pricks your finger and the other fingers your prick.
OUCH!
Urology
nurse slogan: Urine Good Hands!
Urinary
Point to Ponder: Do urologists ever order pea soup
– with a straight face?
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When
a cow in the sky drops a pie in your eye, that's amore?
Wham! Smells like being a superhero isn't all it's cracked
up to be.
Q.
What do you call Clark Kent when he's got diarrhea?
A. Super Duper Pooper.
Bathroom
Pick-Up Line: My love for you
is just explosive diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Q.
Is eating cow patties the miracle cure for human digestive
ailments?
A. No. It's just a load of bullshit. |
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Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
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| 8 | 9
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| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
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| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
| Constipation Jokes and Proctologist
Puns | Diarrhea Jokes
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| Shower Jokes, Bath Puns | Potty
Trained Puns | Porta Potty
Jokes and Outhouse Puns |
| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
Laughs | Yellow Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
Jokes, Stinking Funny Puns |
| Plumber Jokes and Sewer Humor
| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Janitor
Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns
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