Q.
How can you tell if your aquarium has extra bubbles because
your clown fish just farted?
A. It smells funny.
Q.
What happens if you pull on Mr. Data's index finger?
A. He expels hydraulic pressure through a usually unnoticed
orifice of his anatomy.
Q.
What do you call a caveman fart?
A. A blast from the past.
Q.
What did Flatulence of Borg say before assimilating his
victims?
A. Prepare to pull my finger.
Q.
What is a fart?
A. The lonely cry of an abandoned turd.
Q.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A. Oh gosh, that horrible smell is coming from the corridor.
Q.
What do you call a guy who only farts in front of associates?
A. A private tooter.
Q.
What did the poop say to the fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away! |
Q.
What does a bruin's fart smell like in the woods?
A. It's absolutely un-bearable!
Q.
What is a a silent, but deadly, dinosaur fart called?
A. An ex-stinck-tion event.
Q.
How are children just like farts?
A. Your own are bearable, but everybody else's are real
stinkers.
Q.
Why don't farts graduate from high school?
A. Because they always end up getting expelled!
Q.
What should you say after farting loudly in a public restroom?
A. Pardon me, I need to get that fixed.
Q.
Why shouldn't you be afraid to fart while you pee?
A. 'Cause it's just like rain with a little thunder.
A
man accidentally farts loudly at a party. Another man growls,
"How dare you fart before my sister!" The farter
replies, "Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
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Who
else is glad that Tootsday and Turdsday are two days apart?
Q.
After eating chili, how do you know it's really cold outside?
A. You just farted a trail of snowflakes.
I
would make a fart joke, but I'm afraid it would stink!
Q.
Why don't skeletons ever fart in front of others?
A. Because they don't have the guts.
I
farted at work today. They called in the plumbers to look
for a leak in the sewage system.
Q.
What do you call a TV episode that's dedicated to past flatulence?
A. A gassy montage.
Q.
What do they call a T-Rex fart at Denver's Museum of Nature
and Science?
A. A blast from the past.
Q.
Why do Denver Broncos fart?
A. Because they can't acheive full horse power without gas!
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