Are constipation jokes funny?
A. Shit NO!
What does a superstitious man say to prevent constipation
when he sees a stray cat?
Why wasn't the guy looking for the best constipation medicine?
A. Because he knew #2 would do.
What did the constipated guy say to the stubborn stool?
A. You may think you're the shit, but to me you're just
a turd waiting to be flushed.
doctor mistakenly prescribed his patient a laxative instead
of cough medicine. When the guy went back in for a followup
visit, the doctor asked, "Well, are you still coughing?
The patient replied, "No, I'm afraid to."
Why did the proctologist always use two fingers?
A. In case the patient wants a second opinion.
Where is the first case of constipation mentioned in the
A. In Kings, where it's stated that David sat on the throne
for forty years.
What kinds of dogs did the superstitious guy get to prevent
A. A Shih Tzu and a Poodle.
What is the difference between a psychologist and a proctologist?
A. Psychologists analyze, but proctologists anal-ize.
Why can't proctologists get out of debt?
A. Because they're always in arrears.
the button, pull the chain, and out comes a chocolate choo-choo
train. And, say bye bye to constipation!
What did the grumpy old man do about his constipation?
A. Nothing. He just stopped giving a shit.
What is the German term for constipation?
Why did the guy decide to find a different proctologist?
A. Because this one makes him feel like some random asshole.
it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process
the crap out of it!
Which brand of OTC medication should you take if your butt
What kind of car did the superstitious man get to prevent
A. A BMW.
How is working in a dead end job just like constipation?
A. Because you just don't give a shit!
How do you describe a jocular proctologist?
A. Pun Gent!
What did the Jedi Knight say to the proctologist?
A. Those aren't the roids you're looking for.
Why did the constipated leprechaun go to the doctor?
A. He could only fart rainbows.
What is it called when a proctologist gives her sister an
Why shouldn't you ever to shopping for furniture with a
A. 'Cause he can never pass a stool.
How does the active ingredient in a suppository medication
get absorbed by the body?