What did the convenience store clerk say to the customer
who asked if they had a public restroom?
A. Urine Luck.
you've got gall stones, kidney stones, and bladder stones
– welcome to the Stone Age.
What do you call a cheap circumsision?
A. A real rip-off.
Why did the urologist cross the road?
A. To pee what was on the other side.
What is the name of the surgery where a man gets a penis
Why did the guy's wife leave him after he spent all their
money on multiple penis enlargement surgeries?
A. Because she just couldn't take it any longer.
What happened when the guy mixed up his depression medication
A. No matter how he tried, everything just kept getting
harder and harder.
were called to a sperm bank yesterday, after the receptionist
was reportedly shot in the face. They arrived to a sticky
How does a guy cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
A. He says he just can't come.
Why is it so hard to train a French bulldog?
A. 'Cause they go oui oui all over the house.
Broncos! Just go with the flow! Urine our thoughts!
What is the most popular type of bathroom jokes in Denver?
A. Broncos are #1!
Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom?
A. Because he was dribbling.
What did the guy call it when he dropped his ED drugs?
A. Viagra Falls.
What happened after a truckload of Viagra was stolen?
A. Police are still on the lookout for hardened
Groan of the Day: A guy tried to look up impotence
on the Internet, but nothing came up.
What is the meaning of impotent?
A. Distinguished and well-know.
What happened after Grandpa got a prescription for Viagra?
A. Grandma's taking it pretty hard...
nurse at the sperm bank told a guy to masturbate in the
cup. He told her, "I'm good, but I'm not sure I'm ready
guy just found out you can sell sperm to a sperm bank. All
these years he'd been letting potential income slip through
Which journalist prize was awarded to the reporter who broke
the story about the price-gouging diaper company?
A. A Pee Body Award.
you know Chuck Norris had the idea to can his urine as a
beverage? It's marketed under the name, Red Bull.
What do you call a mustache soaked in urine?
guy walks into the urologist's office carrying a console
and says, "Doc, I think there's something wrong with
What should you wear to a truly scary haunted house?
A. Depends. Not a joke – Wear Depends!
Why didn't the guy have to take Viagra after visiting the
A. 'Cause he was already scared stiff!
What is the pharmaceutical name for the drug, Viagra?
Why does Donald Trump only get his Viagra from American
A. Because he doesn't want foreign countries interfering
in his next erection.
guy is going to open a business with the money he got from
his donation at the sperm bank, because now he's got a little
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say to clients
when they leave?
A. Thanks for coming!
Why shouldn't you ever pee in Clear Creek near Golden, Colorado?
A. 'Cause that's where Coors is brewed.