| Q.
Why do busy commuter bees buzz?
A. Because they don't have horns.
Q.
What is a bee-line?
A. The shortest distance between two buzz stops.
Q.
How do bees pave their highways?
A. They use nec-tar.
Q.
Why did the swarm cross the road?
A. Just bee-cause.
Q.
What happens if you cross a dog with a bee?
A. A Greyhound Buzz.
Q.
Why couldn't the bee call home?
A. 'Cause she got a buzzy signal.
Q.
How do you describe a pesky, annoying bee?
A. Not well bee-hived.
Q.
What is more impressive than a singing cricket?
A. A spelling bee.
Q.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
A. Wassabee!
Q.
Why did the kid's parent start screaming when they saw his
report card?
A. 'Cause there was a bee on it.
Q.
Which stinging insect wears rain gear?
A. A Yellow Jacket.
Q.
Which classic rock singers are still popular among bees?
A. Pollen Oates.
Q.
Which kind of weapons protects the queen and the hive?
A. Bee Bee guns. |
Q.
Why were the bees threatening to go out on strike?
A. 'Cause they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q.
What did the beekeeper say at his business meeting?
A. Let's get down to bees wax.
Old
beekeepers never die. They just buzz off.
Q.
What do you call a homeless bug?
A. A Bum-blebee!
Q.
What do you call a hive member with tattered wings?
A. Shab-bee.
Beary
Sweet Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, do you know why they call me Yogi Bear? 'Cause I'm
always chasing after that Honey!
Q.
Why do brown bears have sticky fur?
A. Because they use honey combs!
Grizzly
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
if I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek
at your sweet honey pot?
Q.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
A. B.
Q.
Which kind of flowers are the favorite of hive members?
A. Bee-gonias.
Q.
What did the player on the Bumblebee baseball team say after
crossing home plate?
A. Hive Scored!
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was an apiarist?
A. Bee-Rex.
Q.
Why don't hornets ever leave tips at outdoor cafes?
A. 'Cause they're stingy.
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Sting
Groaner of the Day: Say what you will about dangerous killer
hornets. But, they do wear brightly colored yellow jackets
for high visibility.
Q.
What do you call a hornet poser?
A. A wanna-bee.
Q.
Which British band is every hornet's favorite?
A. The Bee-talls.
Q.
What do you call a clumsy wasp?
A. A fumble-bee.
Q.
Where do hornets like to go to vacation?
A. Stingapore.
Q.
Can hornets fly when it's raining?
A. Only if they're yellow jackets.
Q.
What is black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow?
A. A hornet rolling down a hill.
Point
to Ponder: If masses of bees, hornets, and gnats appear
all over the world, is that called global swarming?
Q.
Why did the drone bee wear a yarmulke?
A. He did want others mistaking him for a WASP.
Q.
What is every hornet's favorite fantasy novel?
A. Lord of the Stings.
Q.
What do the Amish call a jar full of hornets?
A. A vibrator.
Garden
Buzz of the Day: Mother Nature's intention for hornets to
pollinate her garden did not work out, so she had to go
to Plan Bee. |
