When is an NFL football player like a judge?
A. When he's sitting on the bench.
Which kind of dinosaur played NFL football?
A. The Bronco-score-us.
Why did the sausage quit playing in the pro football league?
A. Because it was the wurst on the team.
What do NFL football players wear on Halloween?
A. Face masks.
Football Point to Ponder: Wouldn't it make more sense if
the Buccaneers moved to Arrrkansas?
What do you call an NFL football team that cries after losing
the big game in over-time?
A. A bawl club.
What do you get if you put two nuns and a hooker on a football
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do football players call briefly applying a heating
pad to an ache?
A. A two-minute warming.
What do beverage do NFL football players drink?
Why don't zombies play NFL football?
A. They do! They play defense for Denver.
Why did the blonde NFL football player bring string to the
A. In case he needed to tie the score.
Which two NFL football teams played in the Pirate Super
A. The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
What do you call the monkey who made the winning play in
the Super Bowl?
What were the highlights of the latest Super Bowl?
A. The ads, especially the beer ads!
What happened when the guy had a dream he'd become an NFL
A. His prediction came to pass.
quarterbacks never die. They just pass away.
football players never die, they just go to the end zone.
Why couldn't the defensive NFL football player pass his
test in school?
A. He was a tackling dummy.
Why don't they play NFL football in the jungle?
A. 'Cause there are too many cheetahs there.
Why couldn't the old school all-star NFL football player
listen to music?
A. He broke all the records.
How can you tell a blonde is not an NFL football fan?
A. She can't understand why all those guys are beating each
other up over 25 cents!
Why was the chicken ejected from the NFL football game?
A. For persistent fowl play.
What do you call folks who completely support Wisconsin's
A. Green Bay Backers.
Which NFL football team has many players who fashion their
hair into twists?
A. The Braiders.