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Q. Why do Canada geese fly upside down over the Broncos' stadium? A. There's nothing worth crappon on! GO Broncos!
Q. Why do Denver Broncos jokes keep getting dumber and dumber? A. Because ya just can't win 'em all!
Trippy blue and orange art says: Go Broncos! We're behind you, wherever that is?
Chimp asks: What do an Oakland Raiders fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A. They're both empty from the neck up! Go Broncos!
Q. How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire? A. One. Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up!

 


Denver Football Humor, Bronco Jokes, Punty Puns
Tackle some kicking humor, passable puns, and running football jokes from the High Country.

Funny Denver Broncos Jokes and Mile High Humor
(Because a Winning Broncos Season and Happy Broncos Fans Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Colorado!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Horsing around, hot orange puns, blue laughs, and cheesy Broncos jokes ahead.
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Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumb and dumber? A. Because we fans make them up ourselves!Broncos' Logo says: Go Denver! We're not horsing around!Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guys says: Both aliens and Broncos eat cheese!

Q. What did one Broncos tailgater say to another?
A. Your pace is familiar, but I can't remember your mane.

Q. How does a Broncos tailgater introduce himself to the hot blonde with a ponytail who just arrived?
A. Hay There!

Q. Who are the happiest people at a Denver Broncos game?
A. The cheerleaders.

Q. Why did the blonde cheerleader bring string to the Denver Broncos game?
A. In case they needed to help tie the score.

Q. Why didn't the stallion show up to his Broncos-themed wedding?
A. He got colt feet.

Sports Fact of the Day: Playing Denver Broncos football is 90% mental. The other 5280 feat is physical when you're a Mile High.

Q. What do you call a promiscuous Broncos cheerleader?
A. A little whorse.

Q. What do Denver Broncos coaches say about Painful Puns that feature equines?
A. Neigh!

Q. What do you get if you cross a Broncos running back with the Invisible Man?
A. Scoring like no one has ever seen!

Q. What are tourists served at the Colorado dude ranch's sports bar during Denver Broncos games?
A. Horse d'oeuvres.

Have you ever noticed how much the Broncos mascot, Miles, looks like John Elway? (This is not a joke!)

Q. Why didn't the drunken Denver Broncos tailgaters have a website?
A. 'Cause the team couldn't manage three Ws in a row.

Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange chees? Halloween was yesterday! Go Broncos!Orange Habanero Peppers Say: Go Broncos! Orange is Hot!Chimp asks: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional football team? A. Because then Denver would want one! Go Broncos!

Denver Broncos Pick-Up Line: Wanna be my receiver tonight?

Q. Who is Bucky and what the buck bugs him about Thunder and Miles?
A. 27-foot-tall, 1600-pound Bucky has been with the team since 1975 and he's not even an official mascot!

Q. What did the waiter at the Denver burger joint say to the Bronco that stopped in for a bite?
A. Sorry, I can't take your order. That's not my stable.

Denver Donkeys Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you a football? 'Cause I aim to make a pass at you.

Q. How did the PR firm for the Denver Broncos figure out which player was most popular with the fans?
A. They conducted a Gallop Poll.

Q. What does a waiter say to the bus boy after Bronco fans finish their victory dinner?
A. Clear the Stable!

Q. What is the only good thing about the Denver Broncos 2019 season?
A. At least we know the Mafia aren't Broncos fans?

Denver Broncos Pick-Up Line: Hay Mare, you're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.

Did you hear about the Denver Broncos player with the negative attitude? He always says, "Neigh."

Q. How does a Denver Broncos fan describe a team loss at an away game?
A. Road Apples!

Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe along the High Line Canal trail?
A. It means some unfortunate Bronco is walking around Centennial barefoot.

Q. What happened when the guy had a dream he'd become an NFL quarterback?
A. His prediction came to pass, but not in Denver.

Port-o-potties say: Go! Broncos!The Old Most Interesting Man in the World is Still a Denver Broncos fan!Hairy bear says: I took my broken vacuum cleaner to the repair guy. He put a Broncos jersey on it, and now it *sucks* again! Go Broncos!

Q. Why do Broncos coaches like punters?
A. Because they always put their best foot forward.

Q. How do you become a superhero during a Denver Broncos game?
A. Rescue a guy named Jack Daniels who's been trapped inside a bottle!

Q. Why don't zombies play NFL football?
A. They do! They play defense for Denver.

Q. How much money did the ex-Bronco have?
A. Only a buck!

Q. How is Colorado craft beer better than a woman?
A. Beers are always into Denver Broncos season!

Q. Why doesn't Colorado Springs have an NFL football team?
A. 'Cause then Denver would want one. OUCH! Go Broncos!

Denver Broncos Pick-Up Line: Do you play football? 'Cause you've got a tight end!

Q. Which Broncos mascot goes under a stage name now that he's white?
A. Thunder (A.K.A. Old Gray Mare)

Q. Why did the Broncos need the second mascot, Miles?
A. So the team could honestly say they ran Miles today.

Q. What does a Denver fan do after the Broncos won the Super Bowl?
A. He turned off his PlayStation.

Q. Why did the blonde chick Broncos fan cross the road?
A. Duh! 'Cause somebody said, "Hey."

Q. How are scrambled eggs like the Denver Broncos after a big loss?
A. They've both been beaten.

Q. What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common? A. Both can make 50,000 people stand up and say "Oh My God!"Zombie asks: Are you afraid of catcing the flu? Just ang out in the Broncos end zone. They don't catch anything there! Go Broncis!Go Broncos! Short Out the Chargers!

If Denver's NFL football stadium doesn't even have a name, does it really even need one? Isn't selling your name like selling your soul?

Q. How does a dad explain a preseason Broncos loss to his young son?
A. It's okay, they were just a little hoarse.

Q. What's the difference between lawyers and the Denver Broncos offense?
A. Lawyers charge more!

Q. Why don't women play pro football?
A. Because you could never get 11 women to show up wearing the same outfit. (Obviously, this does not apply to NFL cheerleaders, but nobody is looking at their outfits...)

Q. Which disease do Broncos fans worry about before flu season?
A. Hay Fever.

Q. Do the Walking Dead play NFL football?
A. Yes! They play offense 'cause that's what to do in Denver when your're dead.

Q. What does an observant eyeball call the Denver Broncos stadium?
A. Mile Eye Field.

Q. What happened when the lousy quarterback draft pick threw himself on the ground in a fit of rage at Dove Valley?
A. He missed.

Q. Why is it ironic when the Broncos play like possums?
A. Denver is im-possum-ably too high for opossums.

Q. What do Denver fans call the Broncos when they lose?
A. A bawl club.

Patient: I feel like I'm turning into a Bronco.
Psychiatrist: How long have you felt this way?
Patient: Ever since I rookie at Dove Valley.

Q. Why did the football scream?
A. 'Cause Denver Bronco, Matt Prater, kicked him 64 yards for a field goal at Mile High in 2013!

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