Broncos Pick-Up Line: Wanna
be my receiver tonight?
Who is Bucky and what the buck bugs him about Thunder and
A. 27-foot-tall, 1600-pound Bucky has been with the team
since 1975 and he's not even an official mascot!
What did the waiter at the Denver burger joint say to the
Bronco that stopped in for a bite?
A. Sorry, I can't take your order. That's not my stable.
Donkeys Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, are you a football? 'Cause I aim to make a pass at
How did the PR firm for the Denver Broncos figure out which
player was most popular with the fans?
A. They conducted a Gallop Poll.
What does a waiter say to the bus boy after Bronco fans
finish their victory dinner?
A. Clear the Stable!
What is the only good thing about the Denver Broncos 2019
A. At least we know the Mafia aren't Broncos fans?
Broncos Pick-Up Line: Hay
Mare, you're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
you hear about the Denver Broncos player with the negative
attitude? He always says, "Neigh."
How does a Denver Broncos fan describe a team loss at an
A. Road Apples!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe along the High
Line Canal trail?
A. It means some unfortunate Bronco is walking around Centennial
What happened when the guy had a dream he'd become an NFL
A. His prediction came to pass, but not in Denver.