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Denver Broncos Football Jokes & Bronco Fan LOLs
Kickoff football season with offsides jokes, gridiron humor, and a line of scrimmage puns.

Denver Broncos Punts and Funny Football Jokes
(Because Mile High Denver Football Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream, Even if There's a Flag on the Field!)
Warning: Opponents, Proceed at Your Own Risk! Winning Denver Broncos football jokes and fumbled puns ahead.
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Go Dwnver! It's time for a Win-ny!Wookie says: Hey there, Denver! Go Broncos!Port-o-potties say: Denver Broncos, Number 1 Defense!

Q. What do you call a Denver lineman's kid?
A. A chip off the old Bronc.

Q. Where do many Denver Broncos fans live?
A. Mane Street in Downtown Littleton.

Q. What did the Denver Broncos' cheerleader yell to the ghosts in the stadium?
A. Show me your team spirit!

Q. How do pirates cheer for the Broncos?
A. Aye, me Bucko!

Q. Why do Denver chicks like Field at Mile High jokes?
A. Because they're so flocking funny!

Broncos fans like to stirrup team spirit!

Q. What do you call the condition Denver Broncos fans get from cheering too hard?
A. Bronchitis!

Q. How do you know Bigfoot isn't a Denver Broncos' fan?
A. He has not been seen anywhere near Empower Stadium.

Pre Empower-ed 2019 Season: When Denver's stadium didn't even have a name, fans started calling it Mile High again. 'Cause calling it "The Broncos Stadium" is sort of like calling Twitter "The Twitter," isn't it?

Mile High Football Pick-Up Line: I wish you were on the Broncos' team because I'd like to see your back field in motion.

Q. After working with horse crap all day long, how does a Denver Broncos coach clean his hands?
A. He gets a manure-cure!

Q. What do you call all that crowd noise at the Denver Broncos stadium?
A. Mile High Thunder.

Denver Bronco Fan Point to Ponder: Does the Em in Empower Stadium stand for a long dash of gas?

Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guy says: Psst Denver Broncos, I was open!Q. How many Broncos fans does it take to change a light bulb? A. Non. Lava lamps don't burn out, man!Q. What's the difference between a Denver Broncos hater and a carp? A. One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish! Go Broncos!

Isn't it ironic that the Denver Broncos mascot is Thunder, considering lightning hasn't killed anybody in the stands yet? Isn't that just asking for it?

Q. What is a Colorado native's definition of derange?
A. Where De Broncos run wild.

Q. When do vampires descend into Mile High Field?
A. Only if the game is neck and neck.

Q. Why do the Denver Broncos have two mascots?
A. Thunder to appease the football gods, and Miles to please the high fans.

Q. Why do the Denver Broncos have two mascots?
A. To cover either side of a Jekyl vs. Hyde scenario.

Q. Which NFL football team matchup is always a winner for donkey fans?
A. Colts vs Broncos.

Q. Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because the idiot who thought up the temporary new name for the stadium is making them up now!

Q. What does a Denver Broncos fan do after his team has won the Super Bowl?
A. He powers down his PlayStation.

Q. Which Painful Denver Broncos Puns do pigs enjoy the most?
A. The corniest humor and the sloppiest jokes!

Q. Why do Canada geese fly upside down over the Broncos' stadium? A. There's nothing worth crappon on! GO Broncos!Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange cheese? Go Broncos!Q. What do possums and Denver Broncos have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Go Broncos!

Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the parking lot at (whatever name stadium) at Mile High field?
A. A defensive end is playing barefoot.

Q. How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a light bulb!
A. Um, they have to change the coach, first...

Wanna hear a Denver Broncos joke?
(Sorry, that isn't funny at all.)

Q. Which route do crazed Broncos take down the Field at Mile High?
A. They take the Psychopath.

Denver Broncos Pick-Up Line: Too bad you're not on the team, 'cause I'd love to see your backfield in motion!

Q. How can you tell a blonde is not a Denver Broncos fan?
A. She can't understand why all those guys are beating each other up over 25 cents!

Q. Why do Denver Broncos fans always die with their boots on?
A. So they won't stub their toes if the team kicks the bucket!

My wife is not a football fan. She thinks a quarterback is a rebate.

Q. How do you know a blonde is not a Denver Broncos fan?
A. She thinks a quarterback is change for a buck.

Q. How are the Denver Broncos like my meighbors? A. They can't pick up a single yard! Go Broncos!Orange Habanero peppers: Go Broncos!Old Most Interesting Man says: It's most interesting that I can smell Green Bay all the way from here? Go Broncos!

Q. How do Denver Broncos fans describe a runaway upset at the field at Mile High?
A. A tail of whoa!

Q. Why couldn't the Denver Broncos fan sing at half time?
A. He was a little hoarse.

Q. How much money did the traded Denver Bronco player have?
A. Just one buck.

Q. What do you get if you cross a Broncos wide receiver with the Invisible Man?
A. Scoring like you've never seen before!

Q. Why are pigs such great Denver Broncos football fans?
A. Because they're always rooting.

Q. Why does a football curse and swear so much?
A. It just gets a kick out of it. Pass the bleep!

Q. What's the difference between a quarterback and a baby?
A. One takes the snap and the other takes a nap. (But sometimes that's the same thing!)

Q. When is an NFL football player like a judge?
A. When he's sitting on the bench.

Q. Why do chicks like Denver Bronco jokes?
A. Because they're so flocking funny!

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