What does the hot beach gym's snack bar serve?
A. Steamed mussels.
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
did you get that body at McDonald's? 'Cause of that Big
Mac, my macros are all over the place.
Why are kegels such a great exercise?
A.'Cause they make you stronger on the hole.
you hear about the new gym, Resolutions? They feature
workout equipment the first two weeks, and then it's a bar
for the rest of the year.
didn't make it to the gym today. That makes three years
in a row...
Point to Ponder: If you work out religiously, does that
mean twice a year, around the holidays?
What is the best protein a bodybuilder could possibly
A. Another bodybuilder.
What's the name of the new online exercise business that
delivers equipment to your front door, if you requested
it or not?
A. Jehova's Fitness.
Fitness Center Failure: I can't help it if I'm lazy. It
walks in my family...