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Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!
Gym Pick-Up Line: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Q. Which girl is always standing in the middle of the tennis court? A. Annette!
Hulk Asks: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? A. Yoga Pants!
Q. What do you call a kegler teammate? A. A Bowling Ally!
Sports bar joke: A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out!
Q. Which sport was invented by pigs? A. Mud Wrestling!
Gym Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm Lovin' It!
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye!
I was going to go running today, but nobody was chasing me!
Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guy says: In alien speak @#$%^&*! means Go Broncos!
Q. What is the pig baseball player's favorite position? A. Short Slop!
Q. Why did the cabbage win the race? A. Because it was a head!

 


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Q. Why shouldn't you break up with a goalie on Valentine's Day? A. Because he's a keeper!Q. Why sould you never fall in love with a tennis Player? A. To them, love means nothing!Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach? A. A Pything!

Soccer Player Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you know, I am allowed to use my head in this game.

Soccer Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a soccer fan? 'Cause I am gonna score tonight.

Soccer Pick Up Line: Hey girl, since I'm a soccer player, I'm really good at footsie.

Soccer Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I'd like to take a shot at your goal.

Soccer Chat Up Line: Hey girl, how would you like to practice some penalty kicks with me?

Losing Soccer Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot because I would only miss you.

Tennis Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.

Racket Hookup Line: Hey girl, I don't play tennis, but I'll still grunt if you hit my balls.

Tennis Player Hit Up Line: Hey babe, your court or mine?

Pick Up a Tennis Player Line: Tired of singles? 'Cause we could play some doubles.

Sports Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were tennis shoes, I'd be in and out of you all day long.

Pick Up a Tennis Player Line: Hey there, so what's your favorite stroke?

Pick Up a Swimmer Line: Hey there, are you a gold medal? 'Cause I won't stop until I have you.

Speedo Pick Up Line: Hey babe, don't go to the zoo today because the pythons are out.

Swimming Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a slippery pool deck? 'Cause I'm falling for you.

Pick Up Line That's All Wet: Hey baby, you must be tired? 'Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day!

Swimmer Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you into splash and dash? 'Cause you've really got my heart beating.

Fisherman Pick Up Line: Hey girl, finny thing, but I think we should hook up.

Q. What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common? A. Both can make 50,000 people stand up and say "Oh My God!"Q. What is the definition of endlesss love? A. Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body. I said, "I don't know, I just opened the trunk and whe was there!"

Football Fan Hookup Line: Hey baby, how about we kickoff a new relationship today?

Pick Up a Football Player Line: Instead of a zone defense, how about we try some man-on-woman coverage tonight?

Pick Up a Football Player Line: Hey big guy, are you going to ask me out soon, or do I have to call a delay of game penalty?

Football Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.

Football Come-On: Hey girl, you can check to see if my balls are properly inflated.

Football Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'm always at my best during overtime.

Sports Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I hope you can catch, 'cause there are two balls coming straight at you.

Tennis Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna play a match? I've got the racket and two balls.

Tennis Come-On: Hey girl, are you a lob? 'Cause I'd like to seriously smash you.

Tennis Chat Up Line: Hey baby, you just played a good match, but you with me is a great match!

Tennis Player Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a let? 'Cause I'd do you over and over again.

Pick Up a Tennis Pro Line: Hey there, you smell even better than a fresh can of balls.

Tennis Player Pick Up Line: Girl, you might as well be a tennis player 'cause I am gonna court you!

Tennis Pro Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you wearing cream cheese? 'Cause you are about to get bageled.

Boxing Chat Up Line: Are you a boxer? 'Cause I think I'm in glove with you.

Boxing Pick Up Line: Is your dad a boxer? 'Cause you're a real knock out.

Boxing Hit Up Line: Are you a boxer? 'Cause you've knocked me off my feet.

Boxing Pick Up Line: Are you a boxer? 'Cause you're knocking me out.

Blonde Boxing Hookup Line: Are you a boxer? 'Cause you're a ten.

Sports Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a boxer? How about you give me a blow to my head?

Sports Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's do some midget boxing. You get on your knees and give me some blows.

Q. How are the Denver Broncos like grizzly bears? A. Every fall they go into hibernation! Go Broncos!Gnome nude swimming allowed. You've been warned!Q. Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player? A. Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Tailgating Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I love your Broncos jersey, but it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

Sports Bar Come-On: I've never made an incomplete pass, so I'm hoping you won't be the first.

Football Player Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you have intercepted my heart!

NFL Hookup Line: Hey babe, how'd you like to be my wide receiver tonight?

Football Fan Come-On: Hey baby, do you wanna play with my foam finger?

Pick Up a Football Player Line: Hey big guy, this game is all about ball control.

Sports Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, can I get your jersey? And, your phone number?

NFL Chat Up Line: Hey baby, I want to pick you up from free agency.

Pick Up a Football Player Line: Hey guy, you are so hot that I'd let you penetrate my end zone.

Swimmer Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you my race suit? 'Cause you are really tight.

Pick Up a Swimmer Line: Hey hottie, whenever I get near you, I need anti-fog goggle spray.

Swimming Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Flip Turn? 'Cause I'm head over heels for you.

Swimmer Come-On: Hey babe, are you a dive set? 'Cause you are making me weak in the knees.

Scuba Diver Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a snorkel? 'Cause you are wrapped around my mind.

Swimming Hookup Line: Hey girl, I was going to go for a dip, but I'm already drowning in your eyes.

Pick Up a Swimmer Line: Hey big guy, I perform best when I'm wet.

Pool Side Pick Up Line: Hey guy, are you a distance swimmer? 'Cause you're one in a million.

Baseball Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'd really like to mitt you!

Baseball Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are we in the bullpen? 'Cause you are warming me up!

Homerun Hit Up Line: Hey girl, as a baseball player, I really know my way around the bases.

Baseball Pick Up Line: Hey girl, even though there's no game tonight, I still plan on hitting one out of the park.

Baseball Player Come-On: Hey babe, are you good at catching? 'Cause I am falling for you!

Baseball Come-On: Hey babe, you know I've never needed a third base coach to signal me home.

Pick Up a Baseball Player Line: Hey babe, my dugout or yours?

Baseball Fan Hookup Line: Hey girl, this game is boring. Wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

Baseball Pick Up Line: Hey girl, can I pinch hit on you?

Q. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? A. All of the fans left!Q. What did one tennis ball say to another tennis ball? A. See you round!Q. How do you kow you have a female umpire? A. She remembers ....arguments from previous games!

Football Player Come-On: Bae, just consider this the two-minute warning... before I kiss you.

Football Hookup Line: Wanna be my receiver tonight?

Tailgating Pick Up Line: Hey dude, I wish you played football, 'cause I'd like to see your backfield in motion.

Football Hookup Line: Hey bae, I'm ready to line up in your neutral zone.

NFL Chat Up Line: Do you play football? 'Cause you've got a tight end!

Recreational Football Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you prefer two hand touch, or full contact?

Football Pick Up Line: Scoring with you would be like making a touchdown on a pass interception.

Sports Come-On: Hey girl, I always enjoy a game that goes into overtime!

Sports Hit Up Line: Hey girl, are you a boxer? 'Cause you're one heck of a knock out!

Pick Up a Tennis Pro Line: Hey there, I grunt louder than anybody else on the courts here.

Tennis Pick Up Line: How would you like to be my doubles partner – for life?

Bowling Pick Up Line: Is your name Strike? 'Cause you're a perfect 10!

Bowling Chat Up Line: Hey there, when I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX!

Bowling Come-On: Are you 300? Wanna be my old lady?

Bowling Come-On: Are you a 7-10 split? 'Cause I'd like to pick you up!

Bowling Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how'd you like to strike up my bowling bag?

Alley Pick Up Line: Bowling is the sport for guys who like to strike out with the ladies.

Bowling Pick Up Line: Hey girl. It's not how you bowl, it's how you roll.

Nerdy Reverse Psychology Sports Come-On: Bowling is my sport of choice because I always strike out with you girls.

Baseball umpire Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd really like to ball you!

Baseball Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd always go to bat for you.

Baseball Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to see my spitball?

Baseball Player Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I think I glove you.

Pick Up a Baseball Player Line: Hey dude, it looks like you carry a big stick.

Ball Player Chat Up Line: Hey bae, if you were a baseball, I'd could hit a homerun with you.

Baseball Pick Up Line: Hey fella, did you just hit me with a pitch? 'Cause I'm feeling faint.

Baseball Pick Up Line: Hey there, I'm an umpire. So, give me your number so I can make the call.

Baseball Come-On: Hey girl, I always enjoy a game that goes into extra innings!

Baseball Umpire Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'd really glove to ball you!

Q. Which days of the week are teh strongest? A. Saturday & Snday. The rest are week days!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!Q. What part of a sports arena is never the same? A. The Changing Room!

Q. Why is sexual harrassment such a tricky subject in boxing gyms?
A. 'Cause somebody is always getting hit on.

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I know of a fun aerobic exercise that can burn 500 calories an hour...

Gym Hookup Line: Hey you, how would you like to go on a long romantic walk, on the treadmill?

Sweaty Gym Rat Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack right here.

Gym Rat Pick Up Line: Hello baby! The elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up!

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

Bodybuilder Chat Up Line: Hey big guy, you sure look swole!

Bodybuilder Trainer Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I hope you didn't forget your jelly for today's workout.

Gym Pick Up Line Gone Wrong: Hey Babe, do you squat here often?

Bodybuilder Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, how'd you like to work in a few reps over at my place?

Sexy Fun Golf Fact of the Day: It's not the size of your putter that matters, it's how many strokes you take!

Ski Area Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.

Chairlift Pick Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?

Ski Area Pick Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.

Ski Area Chat Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?

Ski Area Chat Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?

Classic Colorado Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's meet up at Keystone for a run down the slope.

Q. How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
A. Sorry Dude.

Q. How are a Colorado weatherman and a ski area hooker alike?
A. Both can only estimate how many inches they'll get, or how long it will last.

Q. Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.

Q. Why is it so hard for basketball players to conceive a child?
A. Because they always dribble before they shoot.

NBA Point to Ponder: If you're no longer addicted to basketball pick-up lines, does that mean you've rebounded?

Hooped-Up Hookup Line: Hey bae, do you enjoy basketball? 'Cause I'm on the rebound.

Basketball Player Pick Up Line: Hey bae, are you a hoops fan? 'Cause you've got the basket and I've got the balls.

Sports Chat Up Line: Hey bae, if you were a basketball, I could drive you, lay you up, and dribble on you.

Basketball Player Pick Up Line: Hey bae, do you ref during the playoffs? 'Cause you look like you could swallow a whistle.

Basketball Player Pick Up Line: Hey bae, do you play hoops? 'Cause you are the center of my attention.

Basketball Player Come-On Line: Hey bae, I'd like to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your hoop.

Basketball Player Chat Up Line: Hey bae, I'm a great ball handler. How 'bout you?

Hoops Hookup Line: Hey bae, if you were a basketball, I could drive you and lay you up.

Hoops Hookup Line: Hey bae, if you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want you all to myself.

Basketball Player Pick Up Line: Hey bae, should I take it to the hole, or should I take it to the rack?

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