Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey there hottie, wanna be naughty this Sinday?

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Sunday? 'Cause you are my sunshine!

Sunday Come-On: Hey hottie, did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Sunne? 'Cause you sure have a heavenly body!

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hey babe, is your name Zondag? 'Cause you'z got this dog's attention!

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would it be too shady to ask you out this Sunday?

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hi girl, Is your name Sunday? 'Cause you light up my life.

Sunday Come-On: Hey baby, is your name Sunnandaeg? 'Cause my dog really digs you!

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Sunny? 'Cause you just lit up my day.

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Helios? 'Cause you sure have one hot body!

Sunday Hookup Line: Hey there, do you like hot dogs? 'Cause it's fun in the bun day.

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hi babe, is your name Sunday? 'Cause you are looking blinding hot!

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hi there hottie, is your name Sol? 'Cause you really could be my mate!

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Star? 'Cause you really light up my life!

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hi hottie, is your name Domingo? 'Cause I'd like to begin my week with you!

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hey babe, do you have a tan, or do you always look that hot?

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, is your name Sunnon? 'Cause you really have a warm smile!

Sunday Come-On: Hey girl, are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Sonntag? 'Cause you are IT!

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hi there hottie, is your name Sabbath? 'Cause you are holy hot!

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Sabbath? 'Cause meeting you made the rest of my day!

Sunday Hookup Line: Hey Bae, is your name Sol Invictus? 'Cause I'd like to conquer your heavenly body!

Sunday Come-On: Hey hottie, if your name is Sunnandaeg, does that mean you like hot dogs?

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you touch my arm so that I can tell everybody I've been touched by an angel?

Sunday Hookup Line: Hey girl, Is your name Sunday? 'Cause I want to sleep in your arms and wake up late.

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hi girl, is you name Sunday? 'Cause I'd like to relax with you today.

Monday Pick Up Line: Hey babe, wanna find out why they call today Moan-Day?

Monday Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you a hipster? 'Cause it's not mainstream to meet the love of your life on a Monday.

Monday Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Microsoft? 'Cause I'd let you crash at my place.

Non Monday Pick Up Line: Without you, babe, every day is another Monday.

Monday Chat Up Line: Hey there, is your name Monday? 'Cause I've waited all weekend to see you!

Monday Laugh of the Day: Monday must be a guy because it comes too quickly!

Tuesday Pick Up Line: Your name must be Tuesday because I can't see your weak end from here.

Tuesday Hookup Line: Hey Bae, let's just blow off Tuesday and go straight to Hump Day!

Tuesday Come-On: Hey girl, did you know today is Smooch Day?

Tuesday Chat Up Line: Hey Bae, it's early so there's plenty of time for a two-fer Tuesday night.

ShoesDay Pick Up Line: Hey girl, please tie your shoes 'cause I don't want you falling for anybody else!

Q. Why does your dog think Tuesday is fun?
A. Because he thinks you said SmoochDay!

Wednesday Hookup Line: Hey girl, today is Hump Day, so why not start it out with a bang?

Witchy Wednesday Come-On: Are you a cat? 'Cause I'm feline a connection with you.

Midweek Hookup Line: Hey girl, it's Wednesday so why wait until Friday night?

Wednesday Anti Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, if you were a camel, you'd have a hump...

Wednesday Chat Up Line: Hello there. My name is Humphey. You must be Wednesday? (As told by the camel.)

Wednesday Pick Up Line: Wow, is your name Wednesday? 'Cause I'd gladly hump you.

Midweek Come-On: Hi, is your name Camel? 'Cause I'd like to double-hump you.

Thursday Pick Up Line: Hey there, is your name Thirst-Day? 'Cause I just want to drink you up.

Thursday Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is your name Thor? 'Cause I'm love-struck by your thunder.

Thursday Come-On: Hey there, is your name Thirst-Day? If so, let's get this party started.

Thirst-Day Pick Up Line: Hey girl, it's Thursday so why wait until Friday night?

NerdsDay Chat Up Line: Your name must be Thursday because I CAN see your weak end from here.

Friday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is you're name Friday? 'Cause it sure is good to see you.

Desperate Friday Night Come-On: Hey girl, if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Friday Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if your name's Friday, how 'bout you Crusoe 'ver here?

Friday Chat Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Friday? 'Cause I'm Frigg-ing in love with you!

Friday Hookup Line: Hey babe, it must be Black Friday? 'Cause clothes are 100% off at my place.

Friday Hookup Line: Hey there, is your name Fry? 'Cause I'd like to oil you up today.

Friday Pick Up Line: Hi, are you a superhero named Friday? 'Cause you just swooped in to save me from the rest of the week.

Friday Night Come-On: Hey, is your name Weekend? 'Cause I've been dreaming about you all week.

Friday Chat Up Line: Hey Babe, if you were a Black Friday sale, they'd be lined up waiting to get a date with you.

Friday Night Pick Up Line: Hey there, you owe me a drink 'cause I dropped mine when you walked by.

Freaky Friday Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you a broom? 'Cause you've swept my away!

Weekend Pick Up Line: Hey, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I've been dreaming about you all week.

Friday Hookup Line: Hey babe, it's Friday night and I can't wait to be ashamed of whatever I do this weekend.

Friday Chat Up Line: Babe, is your name Friday? 'Cause I've been working toward you all week.

Friday Pick Up Line: Hello Friday! Where have you been all week?

Friday Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a real door buster!

Friday Pick Come-On: Hey there, forget about the Black Friday sale 'cause you can have me for free!

Friday the 13th Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's get outta here – and quick!

Friday Anti Pick Up Line: It's Friday night and I have a date with my bed and my pajamas.

Saturday Pick Up Line: Hi there, is your name Saturn? 'Cause I'd like to put a ring on your finger.

Saturday Chat Up Line: Whoa girl, now I know why they call it Sexy Saturday.

Saunter Day Night Come-On: Wow Dude, is your name Saturday? 'Cause you've got some swagger.

Saturday Pick Up Line: Hey there, is your name Saturday? 'Cause you are making my end weak.

Saturday Morning Chat Up Line: Is your name Dawn? 'Cause pinch me, I must be dreaming.

Saturday Morning Pick Up Line: Oh Bae, pinch me 'cause I must be dreaming.

Saturday Hookup Line: Hey babe, is your name Saturday? 'Cause we could party all night long!

Q. Which day of the week is always on the make?
A. Sought Her Day.

Saturday Night Chat Up Line: Babe, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I've been working toward you all week long!

Saturday Hookup Line: Hey babe, it's Saturday night and I can't wait to be ashamed of whatever I do this weekend.

Q. Which day of the week has the best pick-up lines?
A. Sought-Her-Day.

Caturday Chat Up Line: Hey babe, is your name Cat? 'Cause you're purr-fect.

Caturday Pick Up Line: Hey Dude, is your name Lion? 'Cause you are the mane event!

SaturnDay Come-On: Hey babe, even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd fall for you.

Saturday Chat Up Line: Hey baby, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I find you very relaxing.

Sick Saturday Night Pick Up Line: Hey there, if you were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

Saturday Night Point to Ponder: If you think seven years of bad luck after breaking a mirror sucks, try breaking a condom.

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