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Martini Says: TGIF It's Friday!
Q. What is your shrink's favorite day of the week? A. Freud Day!
Alien's in Flying Saucer Say: Far Out! It's Friday!
Q. what is a serial killer's favorite day of the month? A. Fri-die the 13th!

 


Friday Jokes, Freak Day Humor, High Day Puns
Get the Friday party started with high day night humor, aye day puns, and fly day jokes.

Friday Puns, Fright Day Jokes, Fray Day Humor
(Because Free Day Puns and Freak Day Night Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream at 5:00 PM on Friday!)
Warning: Begin Your Weekend with Caution! Flight day night jokes, free day humor, and foe day puns ahead.
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| Tuesday Jokes and DOs Day Puns | 2 | 3 | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day Humor | 2 | 3 |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor | 2 | Friday Jokes and TGIF Fried Day Funs | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Saturday Jokes, Caturday Puns, and Sought Her Day Laughs | 2 | 3 | Daily Pick-Up Lines |

Mummy Head Says: Happy Fright Day!Lots oof fish in the sea are glad it's finally Friday!Q. What is a serial killer's favorite day of the week? A. Die Day!

Q. Which day of the month do serial killers look forward to?
A. Fri-Die the 13th.

Q. Which day of the week do pastry chefs really eat up?
A. Pie Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Babe, is your name Friday? 'Cause I've been working toward you all week.

Friday night is my Bud, but Saturday morning is my Bae.

Q. Which day of the week keeps undertakers the busiest?
A. Die Day.

Q. Which day of the week does your enemy look forward to?
A. Foe Day.

Green Alien Says: We're here because it's Friday!Q. What is a detective's favorite day of the week? A. Why Day!Q. What is the monster's favorite day of the week? A. Freak Day!

Q. Which day of the week is enjoyed most in the Rocky Mountains?
A. High Day.

Desperate Friday Night Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Q. Which day of the week do convicts especially look forward to?
A. Free Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hi, are you a superhero named Friday? 'Cause you just swooped in to save me from the rest of the week.

Q. Which day of the week do zombies live for?
A. Fray Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, if your name's Friday, how 'bout you Crusoe 'ver here?

Q. What is a balloonist's favorite day of the week? A. Fly Day!Hulk Says: Happy High Day!Pirate's Eye Patch Says: Happy Aye Day!

Q. What day of the week do exterminators live for?
A. Fly Day.

Q. Which day of the week do crime detectives do their best work?
A. Why Day.

Q. Which day of the week really floats a pirate's boat?
A. Aye Day.

Q. What is a zombie's favorite day of the week? Fray Day!Space Shuttle Says: Happy Flight Day!Q. What is a snowman's favorite day of the week? A. Freeze Day!

Q. Which day of the week do mystery writers like the most?
A. Why Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite of rocket scientists like the most?
A. Flight Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the greasiest?
A. Fry Day.

Q. What is a criminal's favorite day of the week? Free Day!Zap! The work week is finally over! Happy Friday!Turd Says: Happy Fart Day!

Q. Which day of the week do running shoes like best?
A. Tie Day.

Funny Friday Fact: Friday is a superhero that swoops in to save the rest of the week!

Q. How do self-employed people feel about Friday?
A. Oh, Today is Friday?

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It's still Fright Day, so here's even more fried humor, high laughter,
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