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Sunny Jokes, Sunday Funday Puns, SonDay Humor
Wrap
up the weekend with cool Sunday puns, sun burned humor, and funny sunny
side up jokes.
Sunday
Jokes, Cool SunDaze Humor, Weekend Puns
(Because Hot Sunday Jokes and
Cold SpunDay Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
On Mourn-Day Morning!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Sunday-loving jokes, wonderful weekend humor,
and Fun Day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Funday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mon-Dane Monday
Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes, Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
Q.
Which day of the week do Star Trek red shirts prefer?
A. Stun Day.
Q.
What do you call a conversation with the sun on a cloudless
Sunday?
A. Enlightening. |
Q.
Which day of the week just can't get here fast enough?
A. Soon Day.
Q.
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
A. Duh, because the sun is out! |
Q.
Which are the hottest days during the summer?
A. Sundays.
Q.
Why do hipsters always dig Sundays so much?
A. 'Cause Sunday's not cool yet. |
Q.
Which weekend day do promiscuous people eagerly await?
A. Slut Day.
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hi there hottie,
is your name Sol? 'Cause you really could be my mate! |
Q.
When do NFL football players make the most mistakes?
A. On Sin Days.
Q.
What do raindrops get if they go to a Sunday afternoon event
that is canceled due to weather?
A. A sun check. |
Q.
How can you tell the sky isn't happy on a clear Sunday afternoon?
A. It's blue!
Q.
Which day of the week is cleaner than all the rest?
A. Suds Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week never gets here, hard as you may wish
for it?
A. Some Day.
Q.
What is a politician's favorite day of the week?
A. Spin Day. |
Q.
Which weekend day is the fave of the guy with the greenest
lawn on the block?
A. Sod Day.
Q.
When are twisters and tornadoes the most active?
A. Spin Days.
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Q.
How do all great Sunday afternoon cookouts begin?
A. With a meat and greet.
Q.
What is a female pig's favorite day of the week
A. Sow Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week is the most popular among the dregs
of the earth?
A. Scum Day.
Sunday
Point to Ponder: If Sunday is a girl, why is her name Sol?
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Q.
If moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day, what
is a single guy's holiday?
A. Palm Sunday.
Q.
Which day of the week is the favorite of math teachers?
A. Sum Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week are calves really into?
A. Shin Day.
Q.
Why did the Sun smile on Sunday?
A. It saw the back side of the moon. |
Q.
On which day of the week do the most hornet attacks happen?
A. Stung Day.
Q.
When do stationary bike riders finally get to rest?
A. After Spun Day.
Sunday
School Teacher: Why is it important to be quiet in church?
Student: Because so many people are sleeping. |
Q.
When is the best time to go to the beach?
A. On Sand Day.
Q.
What do you call a cold and rainy summer Sunday?
A. Sog Day.
Q.
Why is beer better than religion?
A. Because beer doesn't care if you sleep in late on Sunday
morning. |
Q.
How can you tell a happy motorcyclist was out riding all
afternoon on Sunday?
A. You can see the bugs in his teeth.
Q.
What spoiled the Sunday evening barbecue?
A. When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.
Q.
What did the preacher, who sells Avon on the side, say at
Sunday services?
A. Let us spray. |
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Daily
Jokes | Sunny Sunday Puns | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | Mundane
Monday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You're
still too hot to handle, so
here's even more chilling laughter,
heated
humor, cold jokes and sunny
painful puns to even out the week
ahead:
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Puns | Colorado Jokes | Dinosaur
Jokes |
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Jokes | Hot Puns | Kitty
Cat Jokes | Music Humor | Police
Puns | Psychic LOLs | Religion
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Snake
Jokes | Spider Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Sun Jokes | Sunny
Weather Jokes | Yellow Jokes
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