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Sunday
Funnies, Fun Day Humor, Punday Jokes
Begin the week with sweet sundae humor, sunny puns, lazy laughs and Sunday
morning jokes.
Sunday Puns, Sol Day Jokes, Sundae Humor
(Because Punny Fun Day Jokes
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Looking
Forward to Sunday!) |
Warning:
Rest and Relax with Caution! Sabbath humor, Sonntag jokes, and sweet
Sundae puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Funday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mon-Dane Monday
Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes, Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
Yum,
it's Fun in the Bun Sunday and that's not the wurst
part of the week!
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hi there hottie,
is your name Sol? 'Cause you really could be my
mate! |
Sunday
Point to Ponder: Is Sunday God's favorite day of the week?
Sunday
Point to Ponder: Does God feel bummed out when it's 11:59
PM on Sunday night?
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Q.
Why is Sunday happy?
A. Because of all the sunny puns, and beer!
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is
your name Star? 'Cause you really light up my life!
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Q. Why is Sunday always so happy?
A. Because Sol always looks on the bright side of things.
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hi hottie,
is your name Domingo? 'Cause I'd like to begin
my week with you! |
Q.
How is a weekend just like a rainbow?
A. You can see them from a distance, but when you get close
they begin to disappear.
Q.
Which weekend day is best for resting, lazing around, and
taking it easy?
A. Sunday.
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Sunday
Point to Ponder: Does your cat really give a rat's ass about
whatever day of the week it is?
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, is
your name Zondag? 'Cause you'z got this dog's attention!
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Sunday
Good News, Bad News: Sunday is the last day of the weekend.
Q.
Which day of the week is the best to do some soul searching?
A. Sol Day. |
Pundae:
Now we know why Sundays are so sweet!
Q.
Which day of the week is the sweetest and gives you brain
freeze?
A. Sundae Pun Day.
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Warning:
Going to sleep on Sunday night will cause another tired
Monday morning.
Q.
How do you know your weekend is nearly over?
A. When it's Done-Day. |
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you're
hot and it's Sunday, so let's have some fun before the weekend
is over.
Q.
How can you tell it's Sunday morning?
A. Your right eye is glued shut and your left eye won't
stop twitching! |
Q.
What is the funniest day of the week?
A. Punday Sunday.
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is
your name Sonntag? 'Cause you are IT!
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Q.
What makes Sunday so much fun?
A. Wine.
Sunday
Pick-Up Line: Hi there hottie,
is your name Sabbath? 'Cause you are holy hot!
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Q.
Why is Sunday Number One?
A. Because it's not the wurst day of the week. |
Sunday
Words of Wisdom: No matter how far you run on Sunday, you
can't stay far enough ahead of Monday...
Q.
What did the damsel in distress say on Saturday night while
waiting to be rescued?
A. Sunday my prince will come.
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Q.
Why do we get such a warm feeling on Sundays?
A. Because the surface of the sun is about 10,000º Fahrenheit.
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Daily
Jokes | Sunny Sunday Puns | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | Mundane
Monday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
It's still Funday,
so here's even more weak end
humor, warm laughs,
light jokes, and c-ray-zy
painful puns to make every day Punday:
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More
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Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Fashion
Jokes | Hair Jokes |
| Happy Hour Humor | Hipster
Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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