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Get tight with noose day jokes, tunes day humor, chews day puns and booze daze laughs.

Tuesday Jokes, Two-fer Humor, Twos Day Puns
(Because Tooth Day Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You Have a Dentist Appointment on Tuesday!)
Warning: Do Today at Your Own Risk! Boos day humor, tooth day jokes, and sick ah-choo's day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday Funday Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | Mon-Dane Monday Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Tuesday Jokes and DOs Day Puns | 2 | 3 | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day Humor | 2 | 3 |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor | 2 | Friday Jokes and TGIF Fried Day Funs | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Saturday Jokes, Caturday Puns, and Sought Her Day Laughs | 2 | 3 | Daily Pick-Up Lines |

Breaking News: Tuesday Sucks As Bad As Monday!Q. What is a hair stylist's favorite day of the week? A. DOs Day!Q. What is a match maker's favorite day of the week? A. Twos Day!

Tuesday Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, let's just blow off Tuesday and go straight to Hump Day!

Q. Which day of the week do cheesy comedians dread most?
A. BoosDay.

Q. How are your barber and your dog alike?
A.They both really like DOsDay.

Tuesday Point to Ponder: Is it merely a coincidence that Two-Fer Tuesday is the day after Monday?

Q. Which day of the week is busiest at dating websites?
A. TwosDay.

Tuesday Pick-Up Line: Your name must be Tuesday because I can't see your weak end from here.

Happy Tuesday!I like Tuesday because it's furthest away from next Monday!Q. Whaht is a lawyer's favorite day of the week? A. Sues Day!

Q. Why is Fat Tuesday the favorite day of the year for so many Americans?
A. No excuse necessary, in more than one way.

Tuesday Words of Wisdom: Making it to Tuesday is a sign you managed to survive Monday!

Q. How do you know next Tuesday will be deadly?
A. Your coworkers are referring to it as NooseDay.

Tuesday Trivia: Tuesday is actually Monday's annoying little brother!

Q. What do you call a Tuesday after a 3-day weekend?
A. Double Whammy Tuesday Monday. OUCH!

Tuesday Words of Wisdom: If you wake up dreading Tuesday, you're gonna have a typical Tuesday.

Q. What is an alien's favorite day of the week? A. Goos Day!Happy Tombs Day!Happy Tunes Day!

Q. Which day of the week is the scariest of them all?
A. BoosDay!

Q. Which day of the week gets booked first at the dentist's office?
A. ToothDay!

Midweek Words of Wisdom: Do not get hung up on NooseDay!

Q. What was Noah's favorite day of the week?
A. TwosDay!

Q. Which day of the week is the saddist of them all?
A. BluesDay!

Q. Which day of the week do musicians like best?
A. TunesDay.

Q. What is a dentist's favorite day of the week? A. Tooth Day!Q. What do you call the last Tuesday of summer? A. Achoo-sDay!Happy Dudes Day!

Q. Which day of the week absolutely blows bubblegum away?
A. ChewsDay.

Q. Why does your dog think Tuesday is awesome?
A. Because he thinks you said ChewsDay!

Q. Which day of the week is most macho?
A. DudesDay.

Whiskey Says: Happy Booze Day!Alien Chef Says: Zoz! It's Tasty Tuesday!Mime Mimes: Wow, Is It Boos-Day Again?

Q. Which day of the week do ghosts live for?
A. BoosDay.

Tuesday Truism: Tuesday is typically the second favorite day of the week for putting things off until later in the work week...

Q. Which day of the week do nachos really eat up?
A. Taco Tuesday.

Q. A cowboy road into Denver on Tuesday, stayed for five days, and left again on Tuesday. Was he a time traveler?
A. Naw pardner, his horse's name was Tuesday!

Q. Which day of the week is the scariest of them all?
A. BoosDay!

Tuesday Point to Ponder: When Halloween falls on a Tuesday, should you call it BoosDay?

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