Are birthdays good for your health?
A. Yes, studies show people who have more birthdays do live
Which party animal has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A. A Birthday Pheasant.
What did the Happy Birthday balloon say to the pin?
A. Hi, Buster.
Where did the birthday boy smack his pinata?
A. Right in the sweet spot.
Why shouldn't you buy helium party balloons from a commitment-phobic
A. 'Cause there are no strings attached!
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A. They relish the moment.
you hear about the maple tree's birthday bash? It was a
really sappy party.
What is a fitting birthday gift for an electrical engineer?
Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
A. Just his nearest and deerest friends.
Why don't many aliens party at the Mars Bar?
A. They're not feeling much of an atmosphere there.
Waht do Lego figures do when they want to have a little
fun in the neighborhood?
A. They have a block party.
Why don't Coloradans drink Flat Tire beer when
they're partying on Saturday night?
A. Why tempt fate or dare the devil?
What is a cow's favorite party game?
A. Moo-sical Chairs.
Why do hipster spirits like to party at the cemetery?
A. Because it's an underground club.
What did the over-enthusiastic party goer say to the host
A. Mind if I hang over at your place in the morning?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A. Coop cakes!
What is a gentleman?
A. A guy who remembers your birthday, but not your age.
Birthday Anti Pick-Up Line:
Hey Bub, age is just a number and mine's unlisted.
Laugh of the Day: I like to party, and by party I mean stay
in and order pizza.
How can you get out of going to a superhero-themed costume
A. Just don't go, and when they question you about why you
didn't show up, explain that you were there as the Invisible
What is the most challenging party trick for a magician?
A. Figuring his way out of the invitation...
most disgusting party act of all time: A magician swallows
two pieces of string, and then two hours later they come
out tied together. I shit you knot!
At a singles party, what is the difference between a dog
and a fox?
A. About a six pack.
Why was the jungle animals' party such a snoozer?
A. Because they forgot the chimps and dip.
What do chickens serve at going away parties?
A. Flew the Coop Cakes.
Where does a Sasquatch go to party?
A. Only Bigfoots and hispters know.
Which dinosaur was a real party pooper?
A. T.P. Rex.